Devil Girl 18 (1992)

Possibly the craziest, weirdest, strangest most bizarre movie I have ever seen in my life. This Hong Kong Category Three film is a complete and total utter mess. From what I was able to gather Its about a demonic couple from hell that is here to have sex with the people of earth and take their souls. The scenes and characters come out of nowhere without any warning. For instance we can go from a Kung Fu scene to a sex scene in a shower and then it will cut away to a head explosion. While viewing this I wasn't able to tell if the film was missing footage or if it was possible to really have such a disarray of mish-mosh. Based on what I have read from a few other people this really is just the way the film was edited together.
If there ever was a Movie From Mars, this is it. The truth is that the chaoticness of it really made it enjoyable for me. Its so strange that you almost have to sit there and see whats going to happen next.
Devil Girl 18 came out somewhere around 1992 but the year is questionable. However this thing totally has 80's style F/X going on with all these crazy lightning bolts being shot all over the place. Some of the scenes reminded me a lot of the Indonesian horror flicks especially during these weird mystical kung fu scenes. To make this Cat. III film even a bit stranger, its not really even a horror flick. Its more of a mystical softcore porn. For me the sex scenes is actually what slowed the movie down. There was a couple of cool artsy sex scenes in the beginning and then there was one in a brothel with a really hot girl in a garter-belt but other then that the sex got really boring. Some of the other strange happenings we have going on is lots of leather clad Asian sex and one of the demonic leather-clad dudes wears tons of lipstick and its very hard to take him seriously as a bad-ass. Then we have a very strange sex scene on a rotating yin yang. We have a weird blowjob scene with a guy in elephant underwear with a huge trunk hanging down and then a beam of neon light shoots from his crotch and a girl performs oral sex on the light. We  also have some fat man Kung Fu, A few cool shoot-em-up scenes. A few head explosions and we even get a hopping vampire. This is just scratching the surface of how weird Devil Girl 18 really is. Its one of those movies that you have to see for yourself to believe it. I still don't believe it.