Showing posts with label Brigitte Bardot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brigitte Bardot. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Come Dance With Me (1959)

Brigitte Bardot looks amazing in this one and Come Dance With Me is a nice change of pace from the average sexy comedy that we are used to seeing from the French sex symbol.

Bardot falls in love with an attractive dentist and marries against her fathers will. The good looking young couple find themselves in a fight and both go their own ways on the town. Briggite Bardot goes to a raunchy strip club and hubby goes to a night club where he meets Anita Flores played by the beautiful 50's pin-up Dawn Addams. The stunning red-head seduces the young groom in a very much appreciated scene of gratuitous nudity. It should be illegal to have two women as beautiful as Brigitte Bardot and Dawn Addams together in the same movie. Anyway, Anita's real lover is lurking in the shadows photographing everything and Bardot's husband is caught on camera with tit in mouth. When the red-headed beauty sets up a time and place for the blackmail money transaction hubby finds her dead and cold on the floor at her dance studio.

Things get worse and worse for the young doctor from here on. A witness has seen him in the room standing above Anita's dead body and in a panic the accused takes off running. Together Brigitte Bardot and her husband try to solve the mystery of Anita Flores murder.

Bardot takes on a job at the dance studio and searches for clues. We are treated to many nice short skirt dance scenes from our favorite sex-kitten and there is not one frame in the movie where she isn't an image of perfection but Come Dance With Me works well on its own as a mystery. Of course the hot women is an added bonus and I admit I probably would never have seen this movie if it weren't for miss Bardot but I am very glad I did.

 This one comes complete with some daring subject matter for a 50's movie which you would never see in an American film such as homosexuals, lesbians, transvestites and comes complete with male and female nudity, murder, bitch slapping and a dude with the biggest ears in cinematic history. If a guy with ears this big can still get girls like this it just goes to prove that there is still chance for me yet.

Come Dance With Me is a must for all Brigitte Bardot collectors. Its sexy, funny and works very well as a mystery and a love story at the same time. It can be a bit silly from time to time seeing Bardot act as a detective but its nice to watch her do anything.

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Naughty Girl (1956)

Brigitte Bardot was a busy girl in 1956. With six titles that year alone and one of them being the great And God Created Woman. Naughty Girl follows in the tradition of God Created Woman and Brigitte Bardot does what she does best and plays an irresistible brat.

The sad truth is that Naughty Girl is probably the worst Brigitte Bardot movie I have ever seen. The plot is all over the place and it would take ages to try to explain it. To make it short and sweet we have a nightclub owner who has some illegal shenanigans going down. Young Brigitte Bardot hides out at the nightclub owners home and the sex kitten makes his life a living hell. She sets his house on fire, destroys everything she touches, gets him in trouble with his soon to be bride, gets arrested, attracts criminals, brings animals into his home and many other outrageous things. Fortunately for us she spends most of her time in skimpy clothing such a ballerina tutu, a bikini, or this nice burlesque get-up with black fishnet stockings. Of course no matter how much pain and trouble she brings to the club owners life he can not resist the worlds hottest sex symbol. I don't blame him. In fact he holds out a lot longer then I would have been able too, or any other man for that matter.

The movie could have been a typical simple Bardot sexy comedy but the plot goes so deep into ridiculous territory and doesn't make much sense. It becomes a bit painful to watch this one and we find ourself just waiting for the next sexy Bardot wardrobe.

Aside from the fact that the plot is way over stretched this one is filled with song and dance numbers which also get very annoying. Plenty of ballet, plenty of burlesque type stuff. What we need here is some of that heart throb dancing from And God Created Woman.

On a higher note Naughty Girl sports one of the funniest bar fights I have ever seen in a movie. I can only relate it to the fight scene in They Live. It goes on and on and on but this time around we have bare breasted ladies (not Brigitte Bardot unfortunately) midgets and violence towards women. The nudity, the bar brawl and some of the very nice images of the beautiful Brigitte Bardot make Naughty Girl worth looking at but it isn't the kind of movie you are going to go back to very often.

Only for Brigitte Bardot obsessed maniacs like myself.

Friday, September 28, 2012

And God Created Woman (1956)

Writer/director Roger Vadim knows how to make a sexy movie. After all he would go on to do the Jane Fonda sexy sci-fi epic Barbarella and come back to Brigitte Bardot again and again until he made the French sex kitten his wife.

And God Created Woman is Roger Vadim's first feature film and it is also the movie that made Brigitte Bardot the sex symbol that she is. It is a theme that most Bardot films would follow. Every guy wants the girl but the girl only wants one guy and can not have him but there is much more to this cult classic.

Brigitte plays Juliete a beautiful young orphan who has no place in society. She has a reputation for being a "whore" but this is mainly due to her attitude and appearance. Juliete is more of a tease then anything. She enjoys sun bathing in the nude and walking around with her blouse unbuttoned and the male audience enjoys it as well. Most of the men in town think of her to be nothing more then a sex object and of course there are one or two who claim they love her but it is a heartless scum-bag named Antoine that Juliete is head over heels for. As she explains "I don't love him. I hate him! It is a disease... I can't be happy with him around".

And God Created Woman almost has a feminist touch to it. Juliete is thought to be a slut but it is her lack of up bringing, morals, judgement and even class that makes her come off this way. She is a bit of a bitch. She will break a mans weak little heart in two and not even look back. She sits with her legs spread and her panties will be exposed to the world. Men drool and women are jealous. This is pretty racy stuff for a 50's film and it is no wonder that Brigitte Bardot has become such an iconic symbol of sex. Back to the story, things get really bad for Juliete when she is threatened to be sent back to the orphanage until she is 21. Antoine's brother asks Juliete to marry him and she does it to save her own ass from the prison they call the orphanage. From here on And God Created Woman becomes a pretty depressing drama. Juliete is miserable and the men around her will destroy one another for a piece of the blond bomb shell. It becomes evident that this film will end in tragedy.

And God Created Woman offers up plenty of Brigitte Bardot tease-o-ramma stuff. We have scenes where she lay totally nude. The camera angles show off Bardot's stuff without really letting us see to much in strip tease scenes that are almost unbareable for a man to watch without gasping. Her skirt always seems to be revealing her underwear which gives the film a voyeuristic sense to it and of course we get the infamous dance sequence where Bardot rips the buttons on her skirt off and does the cha cha cha half exposed to the world.

Fans of Raquel Welch's One Million Years B.C. should check Bardot out in the beach scene where she is nearly drowned and rescued by a man. Her soaking wet body is exposed through her see through dress and it is all followed by a sex scene.

I normally am not the type to watch romance dramas. Sexploitation and Splatter Films are more my speed but I have this life long obsession with Briggite Bardot. She makes it possible for me to watch any movie and in the end I always enjoy them. Brigitte Bardot has a way of making a guy feel like a school boy living in a fantasy land. It is easy to fall in love with her in every role she plays, even the really nasty ones like Contempt. And God Created Woman is no exception to the rule. As a man you can almost place yourself in the shoes of the idiotic males in the movie. Would I kill my brother for a chance with Brigitte Bardot? Maybe so...

And God Created Woman is one of the best films from the queen of sex appeal. A must see for anyone who has ever drooled over Miss Bardot.