Nazi (1991)

Part of Richard Kerns hardcore collection this short film is basically a music video which shows a naked babe in a S.S. outfit stripping nude and dancing in front of an American flag. She throws American military salutes at the camera and Nazi salutes as well.

Not exactly hard to figure out what Kern is trying to say in this one.

Nazisploitation fanatics and perverts alike are the main main audience for this quickie. Unless of course you consider yourself amongst the artsy-fartsy.

On with the tits!

Sex Slaves Of The S.S. (1973)

Sex Slaves Of The S.S. also known as Slave Girls Of The S.S. and Nazi Sex Experiments is a XXX hardcore take on the nazisploitation flicks that were circulating in the grindhouse theater outlet. However aside from the obvious penetration the main difference between Sex Slaves Of The S.S. and something like David Friedman's Love Camp 7 is that Sex Slaves Of The S.S. is a total comedy while Love Camp 7 is a classic example of trashy exploitation film making in bad taste.

When it all comes together Sex Slaves Of The S.S. makes for a very confused movie. For the most part the movie is a mystery. The director is unknown as is most of the cast. The main character goes by the name of Dr. Ivan Cock Luv and is played out by one of the only confirmed actors, Jerry Delony who would go on to do one of the Ilsa movies (Ilsa Harem Keeper Of The Oil Sheiks).
Dr. Ivan Cock Luv is assisted by a weird little fucker that goes by the name of Fritz (also an unknown actor). I am not quite sure if Fritz is played by a man or a woman. He has a fake looking mustache but at the same time has some very feminine features. Fritz also looks a bit like a midget. The truth is I'm not exactly sure if Fritz is even human. All I do know is that the character is quite disturbing to look at and I feel pretty bad for anybody who was trying to pull pud to this thing in the local smut-theater.

Together Dr. Cock Luv and Fritz perform "experiments" on three female prisoners and by experiments I mean they order S.S. soldiers to have sex with them... What the hell are they researching here anyway? They also set up an early sex machine but it is never used for penetration. Who's bright idea was that?

Next we have a bunch of footage that was obviously taken from another source. This footage is really the best material in the whole movie. We have a woman who has been whipped into a bloody mess that is forced to perform oral sex on a Nazi. Then in another piece of footage we have a guy in a gay biker hat screwing a fat, hairy bitch. I guess they thought biker hats resembled head-wear from the Nazi party. We also have one of the most unconvincing lesbian scenes in cinematic history and to top it all off the After Hours dvd release of this added in some silly voice overs that does nothing more then help botch this mess of a movie up just a tad more.

If you are looking for a nasty nazisploitation movie like Ilsa I would recommend staying far away from this thing but if you like really bad 70's porn that could have possibly been filmed on another planet you might want to check this one out. Its a weird one!

SS Girls (1977)

What we have here is the second film in the Italian schlock director Bruno Mattei's filmography. The same year he would release a far superior Nazisploitation flick entitles Women's Camp 119 but that doesn't mean that this one isn't any good... Just the fact that Mettei's name is on it is usually an indication that the movie isn't going to be great but where they lack in production value they make up for it in sheer bad taste.

SS Girls also known as Private House Of The SS is no exception to the rule. It is incredibly sleazy and as tasteless as they come. Bruno Mettei is clearly ripping of Salon Kitty and holds back on the artsy-fartsy stuff. Instead he gives us a mean spirited genre flick about a Nazi commander who gathers "Ten of the most beautiful whores in Germany" and turns them into proper love slaves of the Third Reich. They go through a ridiculous training that is acted out in what has to be one of the weirdest montage scenes in cinema history. They practice their sex, sword play, more sex, aerobics, and even more sex. Of course they are whipped and beaten here and there and in the end of the montage they graduate to proper prostitutes. Then the story gets very choppy and jumpy and this might be due to the fact that I own a cut down 82 minute version and the full uncut version is 95 min. Apparently my print has all the sex and violence intact but I suppose it is they plot that took the huge beating in this case. Hey that's why we call them Movies From Mars, right?

Anyway, we soon end up in a brothel which is run by a psychopathic general who is obsessed with finding traitors and of course executing them. The general eventually goes power mad and views himself as the next fuhrer. Hitler himself is killed off screen and WWII comes to a end which means only one thing... A Nazi suicide party. We are treated to watching one Nazi kill themselves after another and it makes for some very high entertainment. Most of them shoot themselves in the head but one stabs himself in the guts and another shoots himself in the stomach.

Of course the main form of exploitation here is the sex and sex we get plenty of. Naked  Fräulein babes walk around with bushes blazing. We have kinky whip-fu, German Sheppard romance, Scar love, feet worship, ass worship, naked chicken fights, oral sex, rough sex, fat sex, hot sex and cold sex but the film also offers up gratuitous drinking, gratuitous spitting, stabbings, face slashing, gun violence and some really weird wardrobe.

Check it out for a totally awesome Nazisploitation flick from Bruno Mettei and nonsensical Nazi mayhem.

Nazi Love Camp 27 (1977)

Here it is, the Nazisploitation flick I have been waiting for. Just when I thought the genre was starting to bore me I stumble upon a great like this. Don't get me wrong, its not Ilsa She Wolf Of The S.S. but then again there is only one Ilsa She Wolf Of The S.S.

The director of Nightmare Castle with Barbara Steele gives us this ultra sleazy version of Salon Kitty. Where the slick camera work of Kitty may appeal to the artsy-fartsy the sheer filthiness of Nazi Love Camp 27 should hold the attention of true trash-cinema aficionados.

As I just mentioned the plot is old and tired. A half Jewish, half Aryan girl is caught by the Gestapo and brought to a camp for women where she is raped and forced into prostitution to serve the horny men of the third Reich. She rebels and is sentenced to death but first she witnesses a fellow cellmate whipped into a bloody mess. She escapes death with the help of a very perverted and very powerful officer. He uses her for his sick sexual pleasure with scenes that consist of a German Sheppard & whips, a weird scene where our officer is in a dress and our heroine is in a soldiers uniform and he pretends to give oral sex, then we have some biting and some more whips and it becomes clear that the officer is falling in love with our helpless half breed. He gives her a false birth certificate and makes her the madam of a Nazi brothel where all kinds of perverse happenings go on, including a scene where a girl has the horns of a bull shoved up her vagina and yes ladies and gentlemen, we get to see it. In fact Nazi Love Camp 27 shows quite a bit of pornographic penetration. Even during one of the rape scenes. We also have some latex gloved, finger insertions in a vaginal examination scene. Pretty raunchy stuff! So even if the plot is old at least the down right trashiness of it all makes up for it. It could always be worse... We could always have another Nazi brothel on a train movie.

Despite the fact that Nazi Love Camp 27 is a total exploitation movie it actually has a more complex story line then the average movie in this genre. It even has a climactic ending with a great speech and revenge sequence that ends with a typical 70's nihilistic type suicide. When the credits roll in this one the viewer doesn't feel cheated. We get Nazi's, whippings, hardcore XXX stuff and some dead Nazi scum in the end.

Fräulein Devil (1977)

Fräulein Devil is another Nazisploitation brothel on a train flick. Where sometimes sexy and sometimes not so sexy Nazi women are to offer up services to German officers. This train is run by a sadistic prostitute named Elsa, not to be mistaken for Ilsa (Dian Thorn). Elsa shows her loyalty to the Fuher by spying on Nazi officers and the trains prostitutes. More often then not she finds what she refers to as traitors. Even Nazis slip up from time to time and say the wrong thing durring intamate moments and unfortionatly for them Elsa's way of dealing with traitors is a bit harsh and usually results in death, exicution style with a bullet to the back of the head. She also whips and tortures suspected traitors for information. Some of the highlights is a strange prostitute musical scene with lots of pubic hair in frame, a pair of burnt tits, a suicide and a really weird scene where Elsa pretty much rapes a young virgin German soldier and then kills him. There is also some trashy conversation about a man who needs a horse to maintain his erection. I was just upset that there wasn't a horse in the movie. In fact Fräulein Devil is pretty tame in general. Its no where near as disturbing as Ilsa She Wolf Of The SS or as trashy as Bruno Mettei's Womans Camp 119. It lacks the art from Tinto Brass Salon Kitty and generally rips off Hell Train (another Nazi whore-house on wheels flick). Worth owning for collectors and fans of the genre but no where near the top of the list. Fräulein Devil also goes under the following titles, Elsa Fräulein SS, Captive Women 4, and Fraulein Kitty.

Blitzkrieg : Escape From Stalag 69 (2008)

Not to many people have the balls to make a movie like this today. Kieth Crocker and Kieth Matturro fashioned their 2008 movie Blitzkrieg from the long forgotten infamous Nazisploitation genre. You can tell these guys knew their background and you have to apretiate any independent film maker who makes the movie they want with little or no support from studio's and rich producers. This thing is one hundred percent out of pocket and it really does show. All of Crockers previous films were shot on film but unfortunately he couldn't afford to do the same with Blitzkrieg. He chose to shoot on digital and this also shows. If you take a look at the early test footage and the original trailer, this thing was going to be shot on 16mm reversal and then dubbed over. The final product of those trailers look so authentic, you almost believe this is a real Italian made Nazisploitation flick from the 70's. Unfortunately due to the use of digital the final movie does not come out very impressive at all. Instead it comes off as a amature independent flick paying homage to the golden age of trash cinema. The torture scenes are pretty brutal with all kinds of perverse violence spread throughout but you have to wait for what seems like ages between all the cool stuff. Blitzkrieg was over two hours long and the dialogue seems to go on and on. It can get very tired and boring at times. Still one can only wish that we would go back to shooting with film. This movie could have been one of the all time great cult exploitation flicks and the best part would have been that it was done indepently in 2008. Digital video does not have any place in horror, unless of course you like shitty movies like Blair Witch Project. I still respect everyone who worked on this film, both Kieth's all the cast and my good friend Steve Montague. For a better time you might want to check out some of Kieths early short films or even his full length superior exploitation killer gorilla flick The Bloody Ape.