She Mob (1968)

Hold on to your balls guys, this is a weird one. The infamous She Mob, the movie with no director, the movie that rants about castration, the movie that gives you Big Shim. Here it is.

Tony is a male gigolo who has some pretty rich clientele. His number one customer is a rich bitch who buys him cars and anything else he wants as long as he is willing to wake up from a hang over to her awful cackling and still preform the ole in-out, in-out on her in the marble bathtub. She isn't much to look at and this is just a taste of things to come because most of the women in this movie are pretty damn ugly. Still they bare it all and leave behind a legacy of filth and debauchery in the world of Sexploitation films. Tony the gigolo gets a call from an old friend, Big Shim. Tony is needed to turn a trick on a group of young women who have not seen a man in a long time. Little does Tony know that it is all a set up and he is in for a world of shit.

Big Shim is the leader of an all girl gang. She comes complete with a spiked leather bra and leather chaps. When I said spiked I meant it. This leather bra can pierce through flesh and kill a man. "I have some killer tits". Big Shim is about as ugly as can be. This bull dyke has a captive lesbo sex-toy names Baby and now Tony the Gigolo is the new prisoner in Big Shim's house of psychotic women. Upon Tony's arrival he is greeted by the naked bitches of the house, all of whom Big Shim just broke out of jail. Needless to say these sluts are ready to treat Tony like the piece of meat that he is but Big Shim has bigger plans for him. She ties him to the bed and writes a ransom note for ten thousand dollars to Tony's rich-bitch girlfriend. "Unless you want to see your boyfriend looking more like a choir boy" send your money. Next we get a bunch of gratuitous nudity and random sexcapades which are all dished out in bad taste. One of the criminal babes goes by the name of Twig. She has a voice that could break a chalk board and she enjoys go-go dancing, topless of course. Then we have a couple of average looking blonds and a brunette who wears some pretty cool 50's style sun glasses and fishnet stockings.

Tony's rich-bitch girlfriend can't afford to lose Tony to gang of ruthless bull dykes so she calls on a female private dick named Sweety East who is clearly the best looking babe in the whole movie. She looks like she stepped out of something like Russ Myers Faster Pussy Cat. Kill! Kill! and she drives a fast sports car and knows kung fu to boot. It is up to this titular detective vixen to save Tony from the grips of the evil Big Shim and her clan of killer lesbians. Sweety East has this shiny get up that shows off her finer aspects. It is exceptionally low cut in the back and her ass crack and cleavage is a blazzin the whole time. I would assume the outfit is gold but this 60's Roughie is shot in glorious black and white as is expected and very much necessary.

Tony takes quite a beating while he is being held captive. Baby gets shot in the face with a shotgun (complete with black and white gore) and Big Shim does impale someone with her "killer tits". We get female masturbation scenes, Gratuitous sex, car chases (complete with crash and burn explosions), ridiculous 60's kung fu, bondage scenes, whipping scenes with more blood and perhaps the most bizarre cigarette holder I have ever seen. It is a electronic mule. You press a button and a cigarette pops out of the mules ass. Where can I find one of these things? I can not live without it.

Luckily for me I don't have to live without She Mob. Something Weird Video delivers this thing on a double feature disc with Nymphs Anonymous and is a must own for the average depraved mongoloid who finds pleasure in this form of cinematic smut. A brilliant piece of trash!

Over 18... And Ready (1969)

What we have here is the worst example of a Roughie that I have seen in a very long time. It is the oh so familiar exploitation story of a young girl who wants to make it in the acting business and gets sucked into the smut picture racket. You know the rest, the only way this girl is going to make it to the top is from laying on her back.

For starters Over 18... And Ready casts an overly ugly crew. The main nudie here is not exactly horrible in the face but she has a body like a water buffalo and perhaps the worst posture I have seen in my life. For a minute I got excited because I thought this movie was going to be the first sexploitation scoliosis flick that I know of. Then we have this old wrinkled up lesbian who likes to take her clothes off on the beach. Yuck! So right off the bat this 60's sexploitation flick is pretty damn unattractive. Then there is the fact that it posses as a roughie when it is really nothing more then a very very boring nudie flick. The way they get around this is that the new "actress" is supposed to be staring in a rough flick. So its a movie within a movie and we as the audience get to see the very raw footage of the new film. We get one very tame whipping scene and then a simulated rape scene but the director calls "Cut" before we get to the nasty stuff.

Over 18... And Ready clocks in at just over a hour but it seems like a lifetime is going by as we try to stick it out through the horrible acting and awful sex scenes. In one of my favorite moments the new actress is asked if she can act. She replies "I think so. Besides you don't have to be very good to make it in one of these pictures". Oh boy, she wasn't kidding. If only you could here her deliver those lines. This is basically the same exact movie as A Sweet Sickness, which also wasn't very good but if I was forced to sit through one of these two titles again I think I would have to choose A Sweet Sickness. At least I didn't start to fall asleep through that one.

The only things that stood out in this movie at all is the fact that our leading woman has a shaved... well you know. This is pretty rare for these 60's sexploitation flicks. It also comes complete with a downer ending or at least what is supposed to be a downer. I have to admit the tragedy at the end made me a bit happy. For one, this means the movie is over and secondly I wanted someone else to feel some of the pain that I just endured while making my way through this rough sit.

The Ultimate Degenerate (1969)

Oh yes the Findlay's have done it again. For those unfamiliar with Michael and Roberta Findlay's body of work in trash cinema. The married couple has released some of the filthiest roughie, sexploitation films known to man.

Amongst the most offensive of Findlay movies is the Flesh trilogy. Kiss Of Her Flesh, Curse Of Her Flesh and Touch Of Her Flesh stars Michael Findlay himself as a sex crazed psychopath with a fetish for torturing and killing sexy young women.

The Ultimate Degenerate is equally depraved. Again Michael Findlay plays the leading degenerate but this time instead of being blind in one eye he is wheelchair bound. The cripple sicko goes by the name of Spencer and Spencer has an underground S&M ring where women are payed handsomely to satisfy Spencer's every need. Lets just say Spencer is into some sick and twisted shit.

The latest addition to Spencer's underground sewer of pleasure is an exhibitionist named Maria. Maria is "sick of New York City and the human garbage that litters the streets" For some cash and kicks she meets up with Spencer's partner Bruno and joins the ring of smut.

Maria is a bit of a nympho already and upon her arrival she is shot up with Spencer's special aphrodisiac drug and becomes more horny then ever. She indulges in lesbian acts which is nothing new to her considering the film opens up with Maria rolling around naked with her heavy breasted roommate. Maria also lays naked on the diner table while Spencer enjoys a meal. She lay with her feet facing Spencer. "I think the smell of feet excites him" but its not long before Maria feels degraded as she is gratuitously sprayed down with whipped cream. Whipped Cream is just one of Spencer's many fetishes and luckily for Maria it is one of the less violent ones.

The film soon sinks further into the depth of the depraved when we are treated to bondage, whips and other things. The most memorable scene shows a woman performing fellatio on a corn on the cob. Spencer has a real love for corn on the cob and he shoves multiple cobs up a girls hoo-ha. Bruno watches the corn festivities in disgust and realizes that his partner is sick beyond repair. Spencer truly is The Ultimate Degenerate.

It all comes to a climax in a trippy, nightmarish art scene with naked babes, more whipped cream, human skulls and murder. The Ultimate Degenerate offers up gas mask villains, hot fire poker torture and plenty of big 60's underwear to hold the attention of the average demented degenerate.

I hold this depraved filth very close to my heart and would like to thank the late Michael Findlay for having a sick enough mind to think this stuff up. The Ultimate Degenerate goes perfect with a side of corn. Sick! Sick! Sick!

The Adult Version Of Jekyll And Hyde (1972)

All the tasteless motivation was here to make a great sexploitation film but somewhere along the line this one falls short.

Dr. Jekyll steps into a junk shop with his bride to be. He notices a book on a shelf and quickly rushes his girl out of the store like a true weirdo. Latter that night he stops back at the junk shop and kills the owner and runs off with the book. With a private dick hot on his trail Dr. Jekyll reads the book and puts together a concoction that will transform him into a sexy big breasted blond. Naturally the first thing to do is masturbate and secondly go on a murdering and rape filled rampage. In one of the best scenes the female version of Dr. Jekyll or Hyde if you will... hooks up with a violent sailor. Does this make him gay? Anyway I guess the sex wasn't all that good or maybe the Dr. knew he couldn't live down the fact that he fucked a man because Mrs. Hyde chops off the mans willy with a pocket knife.

Speaking of male nudity The Adult Version Of Jekyll And Hyde comes complete with what might be the worlds smallest penis in 70's cinema. Yep our main character bares it all and when I say all well, lets just except it for what it is. To make up for this pornstar Rene Bond does a lot of fucking and I suppose that makes the film a bit easier to sit through. She treats us to shower scenes, lesbian scenes and basically any other excuse she can find to take off her clothes.

This one comes complete with strangulation, violent roughie style whipping scenes, a fire poker to the vagina, achy breaky skulls are smashed in with blunt objects, suicide window-leaping in true Reefer Madness fashion, castration and plenty of male and female naked bodies.

Only for the true roughie/sexploitation audience. Very slow but trashy enough to keep the attention of demento's!

Curse Of Her Flesh (1968)

This is the second film in Michael and Roberta Findlay's ultra trashy Flesh trilogy. In case if A Touch Of Her Flesh wasn't quite sleazy enough for you, feast your eyes on this sick! sick! sequel!

Michael Findlay is back yet again as the depraved misogynistic serial killer Richard Jennings. If you remember he correctly he lost his eye in the first film. So he is back as the eye patch killer and he is still pissed that he caught his wife cheating on him.

Women are trash and Jennings must rid the world of this filth. Naturally he runs a scummy strip club that offers up sleazy S&M shows complete with bondage and violent whippings. He also likes to roll around with naked babes on the couch in his best suit before killing them.

For those unfamiliar with the series, The Flesh Trilogy is amongst the sleaziest and meanest of all roughie sexploitation films, right up there in the ranks with the Olga movies.

Curse Of Her Flesh is a fine example of film making in bad taste. Its loaded with bare breasted 60's babes in big underwear. We also have lots of filthy dialogue. Add in some ultra violence and we have high entertainment right out of New York City's sewer. This movie should probably be avoided by feminists and politically correct drones alike. You are bound to be offended.

One of the weirdest scenes in the movie involves a women being probed with a giant vegetable. I am pretty sure it is a squash or something of the sort. The film comes complete with fine locations such as the bathroom which always manages to have the toilet bowl in frame. It really adds to the feel of the movie. We also get a movie within the movie and it involves a female genital operation. Then there is some machete violence and some insane laughter. Fans of this movie must be sure to see the third film in the series Kiss Of Her Flesh. It is the most grotesque in the whole series. Pure fucking filth!

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965)

Off the wall craziness with hot go-go babes in tight skimpy outfits, fast cars and violence from the great Russ Meyer. Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is probably the most entertaining of all Meyer films and its definitely the one hes remembered for.
Three beautiful big breasted Go-Go dancers take their cars through the desert where they meet a all American couple, in other words "Squares!" If there is anything these girls can't stand its squares. The girls challenge the couple to a race and the gratification of winning isn't enough for the leader of the threesome girl gang played by Tura Satana. She swipes a stop watch from the couple and tells them to split. When the couple refuse Tura gives "Lover-Boy" the beating of his life and breaks his spine with some hilarious Kung Fu. The three babes tie up the now single bikini clad girl, force feed her some sedatives and continue to travel across desert as they make up their minds what to do with their little witness. The audience is treated to a nonstop sexual teas-o-ramma as the camera drops in on very revealing angels of bra busting boobs and hot-pants shots. The deadly trio of femme fatales form a plan to steal the riches from a hillbilly family in the desert who is supposedly "loaded". The girls get a  little more then they bargain for when they learn that this family has some sort of sick perverse form of vengeance that they are taking out on pretty young girls. Old grandpa is in a wheel chair due to a bad accident involving a pretty young girl and a train. The old man has a big "stud" of a son who spends all of his time working out and fondling pretty babes the only problem is that he plays a little to rough. The family and the girls have a big bloody fight and the ending is as incredible as the beginning.
This one has something for everyone. Sexy babes, race cars, really bad Kung Fu, Go-Go dancing, pervert rednecks and really silly dialogue. Anybody who likes trashy exploitation movies would get a total kick out of this movie and its a little hard to even place a genre to this movie. Its almost a cross between a roughie and a on the road flick. It can't really be considered a sexploitation flick because there is no nudity on display. Despite the lack of flesh, Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! is the ultimate in tease exploitation flicks.

Aroused (1966)

Aroused is a trashy, sexploitation, horror, oddity from the mid sixties that must have influenced William Lusting for his 1980 cult splatter flick Maniac. There is just to many coincidences between the two films for him not to have been inspired. Aroused is a story about a sex-maniac with a really bad Norman Bates type mommy complex (sounds like Frank Zitto eh) who roams the city streets of New York at night looking for prostitutes to cut up. The main difference between Frank and the Aroused killer is that in this film they specify that the sex maniac is a necrophiliac. In Maniac we know that Frank is a bit of a necromancer but he seems to just prefer to keep the dead. Although the killer never scalps his victims in Aroused, he does sleep with a bunch of mannequins. Its just one comparison after another with these two movies. For me the one thing that really links the two together is the surreal endings of both films. In Maniac its almost more of a nightmare, shot through wide angle lenses, where Franks victims and mannequins come back to life to punish him and bring him to a gory end. The ending for Aroused is shot almost identical but instead of the victims coming back to life, there is a group of prostitutes who surround him in his bed and stab at him with knives and eventually castrate him. Aroused may not be the greatest in the sexploitation or the horror genre but it has very impressive elements from both and it is definitely worth watching for anyone who is a fan of Maniac.

Help Wanted Female (1968)

This is one of my all time favorite Sexploitation flicks from the 60's. It can be found on a triple feature by Something Weird Video along with Rent A Girl and the much more popular psycho, sex maniac roughie, Aroused. Help Wanted Female blows the other two films out of the scummy murky water. Like most films in the 60's roughie sexploitation genre the runtime is nice and short at 75 min but its packed out with all kinds of trashy madness and all sorts of weird happenings. Most of these movies have what seems like endless minutes of strip teases and then some whippings and violence to keep the average sicko pleased but this one just has a bit of everything. Sure it has the strip tease scenes and the Go-Go type dancing but it also sports a hot kung fu babe who will take ya to bed, then take ya to the floor and then take your wallet. Its also got some strange LSD use and crazy acid trips to Nazi Germany. Its got the abduction and murder of a high school girl. Its got a bunch of morbid sex fetishes and best of all its all done in this sarcastic, comedic kind of way without taking away from the film. There are a few really attractive girls in this one and one not so purty(kinda looks like the main character in Shanty Tramp mixed with Arch Hall Junior) but they all flaunt their stuff in front of the screen in trashy delight and on top of all this it even has a small twist at the end. Help Wanted Female is a great time for anyone who likes pure exploitation smut!

Another Day, Another Man (1966)

Another roughie from Doris Wishman. This one is kind of all over the place. It follows two roommate's Ann and Tess. Ann is the Innocent,  proper one and Tess is the trashy, prostitute one room over with the annoying southern accent. Ann is moving out with her husband Steve who is finally able to afford the apartment she always wanted. We have to deal with some lame lovey dovey conversation between the two of them until Steve finds himself bed ridden due to some sickness that is never explained in the movie. How will Ann be able to afford the bills while Steve is sick? Ah she could always look to her good ole roommate Tess for some work and that she does leading us into typical Doris Wishman Sexploitation territory. This one lacks on the rough stuff which is a bit of a drag considering it is a Roughie but does have plenty of body stockings and 60's underwear to hold the attention. It does have one decent girl beating scene where Tess tries to steal a clients wallet and he repays her with a good slap around the ole apartment. Once shes down its time to stomp her arms a bit and give her a few kicks to the kidneys. The other two rough spots are very mild and tame for this type of flick. The movie also never shows any close up nudity. Its more of a tease-o-rama if you will. Not really my first pick for a Wishman film, in fact its probably one of my last but its still good for a watch. The runtime is only just over a hour.

Bad Girls Go To Hell (1965)

Another 60's Roughie from the Great self acclaimed feminist Doris Wishman. Gigi Darlene (Rent A Girl) plays our main character here and she loves her husband very much. She pleads with him to stay home from work and roll around with her in the sack but when he refuses she finds herself in a whole world of trouble. She tries to go about her normal days business, trying on some lingerie and cleaning the ashtrays but when she attempts to go out and get some shopping done in her sexy attire she doesn't get much further then her front door. She is immediately attacked by a sex-nut with a broom and some really bad teeth. Gigi makes her escape but the nutbag blackmails her and attempts round two on her. This time he is less successful and our victim murders him. Now Gigi has to make a run for it. She decides to leave her husband and run off to New York City where she will meet every sleazoid character in the world. She jumps from house to house and bed to bed. No mater where she goes she finds herself attacked, raped, whipped or just forced out.
 Bad Girls is pretty much your typical Doris Wishman (Nude On The Moon) film. Shot silent, the camera never focuses on who is speaking, there is plenty of bad dialogue and a whole disarray of weird shots & cut-aways. I pretty much love everything from Wishman and I really dig 60's Roughies, so this one was a win/win situation for me.