Sunday, July 31, 2011
Terror Firmer (1998)
It is also sort of Kaufman's autobiography. The plot revolves around an independent film crew (Troma Studios to be exact) who are struggling to finish the latest Toxic Avenger sequel. There is a murderer running around on set killing off the cast and crew in slasher fashion and every kill is soaked with blood. Scream queen Debbie Rochon shows up as a nymphomaniac who offers up some bare breasts in numerous sex scenes "Don't get any blood or snot on my hair, on my face, on my nipples or in my pussy" and even gets some golden showers from Mr. Lloyd Kaufman himself.
Grotesque. Terror Firmer also comes complete with numerous exploding heads, exploding breasts "Thanks for the mamories", exploding Lloyd Kaufman's, Achy-breaky skulls (complete with a sharp broken bong being smashed into a mans head and his brains are pulled out and dropped into a frying pan full of cocaine), Bong water is also poured into the victims anus. Troma fans will be happy to know that the Penis Monster also appears in the movie. Then we get some penis wounds (complete with feminist rantings and stretched out genitals), hand dismemberment, leg dismemberment's and decapitations are all on display. We have crucified puppets, gratuitous vomiting, a fetus is ripped from a woman's womb, fingers are chopped off, a escalator eats a fat man (complete with axe hacking), We get car explosions, crazy costumes, eye-violence, stabbings, gun violence, pickle masturbation and countless other perverse ways to die.
Terror Firmer is bound to get a laugh out of anyone who likes extreme cinema and offend the rest of the world at the same time. My only recommendation is that if you have a stick up your ass you do not watch this movie because it will just make it more sore.