This one also goes by the name of Blood In The Streets but blood there is very little of. In fact this is probably one of the most boring Italian crime flicks I have ever seen. It stars Oliver Reed as a pissed off cop who's wife has been kidnapped by the mob and costars Fabio Testi (Lucio Fulci's Contraband and What Have You Done To Solange?) as escaped convict.
Oliver Reed follows mafia orders and helps Fabio Testi escape from prison. In return the mob is supposed to uphold their half of the bargain and release Reeds wife. Well there are a whole shitload of twists in the plot and it turns out that there is a price on Testi's head (Ha Testi's-head just doesn't sound right) and Reed and Testi join forces against a powerful mob who's arms stretch from common street criminals to cops and even politicians.
The main problem with Revolver is that it just isn't violent enough and the constant plot twists get tiresome and eventually annoying. The viewer awaits the big final shoot-em-up revenge scene and it never really comes. Revolver also sports one of the biggest cop-out endings of all time and I felt cheated just watching this thing on dvd. If I had seen this in the theater back in 1973 I would have wanted my money back or possibly have put a hit out on the writers head.
The film does offer up one violent murder by gun complete with blood squirting squibs and no the gun isn't a Revolver. It also sports a cool scene where a man is run over by a car, a few bare breasted ladies and a maniac who tries to commit harakiri. "Are you Japanese? Only the Japanese know how to end their life with a knife... You are going to put yourself in a great deal of pain." I recommend avoiding this one unless of course you are Japanese and happen to have a sharp object laying around.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Double Exposure (1983)
This one starts off with a nice slash-em-up scene and then almost immediately dulls down into a boring drawn out soap opera. Its pretty easy to tell what happened here. Crown International probably wanted a trashy slasher filled with nudity and sleaze and instead the asshole writer/director tried to be an artist and give this thing a hint of class but as I mentioned, it comes off looking more like a crappy made for t.v. movie with some tits and ass and a decent murder or two.
The truth is that Double Exposure also known as The Model Killer, which is a much better title for this movie had potential. Its about a photographer with some deep rooted mommy issues who is having grizzly nightmares about killing women. When his models start turning up dead, he can no longer tell if he is sane or not.
Some of the highlights aside from the nudity involves some mud wrestling, a crazy murder scene where a really annoying chick has her head shoved in a garbage bag with a rattle snake inside of it. The only sad thing is that the snake suffocates with her. Then we get some creepy rantings of a madman, A flamboyant homosexual he calls men "bitch" and we even have a guy running around with only one arm and leg. The film is lacking in the gore department but does have one decent hack-em-up scene, complete with throat slashing and torso mutilation. Double Exposure also attempts at a twist in the plot but I saw it a mile away and thought it to be typical of the type of writer who would release this type of thing. It also looks like they used two different kinds of film cause certain scenes look like they were done with 35mm film and others look glossy and shallow almost giving it a shot on video look. The film is entirely to emotional and it really holds it back from the sleazy monster it could have been.
Basically if this director got over his ego problem and just gave us another slasher it probably would have been a great movie but instead he bores us with this thing. What do they call them again, Thrillers?
The truth is that Double Exposure also known as The Model Killer, which is a much better title for this movie had potential. Its about a photographer with some deep rooted mommy issues who is having grizzly nightmares about killing women. When his models start turning up dead, he can no longer tell if he is sane or not.
Some of the highlights aside from the nudity involves some mud wrestling, a crazy murder scene where a really annoying chick has her head shoved in a garbage bag with a rattle snake inside of it. The only sad thing is that the snake suffocates with her. Then we get some creepy rantings of a madman, A flamboyant homosexual he calls men "bitch" and we even have a guy running around with only one arm and leg. The film is lacking in the gore department but does have one decent hack-em-up scene, complete with throat slashing and torso mutilation. Double Exposure also attempts at a twist in the plot but I saw it a mile away and thought it to be typical of the type of writer who would release this type of thing. It also looks like they used two different kinds of film cause certain scenes look like they were done with 35mm film and others look glossy and shallow almost giving it a shot on video look. The film is entirely to emotional and it really holds it back from the sleazy monster it could have been.
Basically if this director got over his ego problem and just gave us another slasher it probably would have been a great movie but instead he bores us with this thing. What do they call them again, Thrillers?
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Cry Uncle (1971)
After watching a crazy sexploitation spy flick like Cry Uncle its almost impossible to believe that the director would go on to do Hollywood sleepers like Rocky and the Karate Kid trilogy. On the other hand he is the same madman that gave us the 1969 hippie-killing Joe. What a great one that is!!! Cry Uncle has some hippies thrown in for added fun but in reality it is just one hell of a sleazy movie.
Its filled from beginning to end with male and female full frontal nudity, we get necrophilia, a rich and powerful sexist who molests women at will, simulated statatory rape, gay sex and every type of fetish you can think of is mentioned. We even have a hardcore scene thrown in which they used the film negatives to show instead of a crisp print. The best part is Cry Uncle is a comedy. Only in the 70's would someone make a comedy like this. It makes me sick to my stomach when I hear people say "we came such a long way" and movies like Something About Mary are so racy. Not the fact! I wish movies like Cry Uncle were still being made today.
It tells the tale of a fat private dick named Masters, who takes on a new case with the help of a prostitute and his nephew who is supposed to be a minor. It just so happens that this new case involves every kind of pervert you can think of and the rest of the story doesn't matter because what we get is 90 minutes of pure filth and madness.
Masters seems to have no problem parading around naked with his giant man-gut and not so giant penis. One can't help but laugh as this slob spills milk on his naked body or gets his penis washed by black hookers. "Hey you're gonna make it shrink... If it shrinks any more, we are in trouble".
My personal favorite character is Mr. Dominic. His introduction shows him reading a 70's issue of Screw magazine on his private boat and this guy just has all the best lines. "There are two types of people in this world... Those who fuck and those who get fucked". "Ya know why I'm so happy? It's because I'm not a woman! How can anybody be happy when they get fucked all the time". Its really hard to pick a favorite but I also found this quote to be very pleasing on the ears, "She had a pussy like honey" or this one, "She's soft on the outside like a babies bottom but in the inside she is steel machinery" what ever that means.
Cry Uncle is the perfect movie for any pervert like myself who loves pure smut for filth sake. I'm not sure if anybody ever found this thing to be sexy but I sure did find it funny. Cry Uncle is going down into my top favorite comedy list.
Its filled from beginning to end with male and female full frontal nudity, we get necrophilia, a rich and powerful sexist who molests women at will, simulated statatory rape, gay sex and every type of fetish you can think of is mentioned. We even have a hardcore scene thrown in which they used the film negatives to show instead of a crisp print. The best part is Cry Uncle is a comedy. Only in the 70's would someone make a comedy like this. It makes me sick to my stomach when I hear people say "we came such a long way" and movies like Something About Mary are so racy. Not the fact! I wish movies like Cry Uncle were still being made today.
It tells the tale of a fat private dick named Masters, who takes on a new case with the help of a prostitute and his nephew who is supposed to be a minor. It just so happens that this new case involves every kind of pervert you can think of and the rest of the story doesn't matter because what we get is 90 minutes of pure filth and madness.
Masters seems to have no problem parading around naked with his giant man-gut and not so giant penis. One can't help but laugh as this slob spills milk on his naked body or gets his penis washed by black hookers. "Hey you're gonna make it shrink... If it shrinks any more, we are in trouble".
My personal favorite character is Mr. Dominic. His introduction shows him reading a 70's issue of Screw magazine on his private boat and this guy just has all the best lines. "There are two types of people in this world... Those who fuck and those who get fucked". "Ya know why I'm so happy? It's because I'm not a woman! How can anybody be happy when they get fucked all the time". Its really hard to pick a favorite but I also found this quote to be very pleasing on the ears, "She had a pussy like honey" or this one, "She's soft on the outside like a babies bottom but in the inside she is steel machinery" what ever that means.
Cry Uncle is the perfect movie for any pervert like myself who loves pure smut for filth sake. I'm not sure if anybody ever found this thing to be sexy but I sure did find it funny. Cry Uncle is going down into my top favorite comedy list.
Phantasm 2 (1988)
Almost a decade later a sequel is released to the classic 1979 killer-balls flick Phantasm. Where the sequel doesn't hold up to the originals horror or weird dream-like atmosphere it attempts to pick up the slack with 80's gore and action. I suppose it does an okay job in that department but the story is an outright mess.
The reason the original movie worked so well was because we had all these really strange things going on, most of which went unexplained, which makes a sequel a very difficult project.
Part 2 does not feature older brother Jody. Jody is dead and little Mike has been locked away in a mental institution for the past decade or so and he is finally released back into society where he will be reunited with cinemas only balding, ass-kicking, ice cream vendor Reggie Bannister and together they will travel across country in search of The Tall (Angus Scrimm) Man. Most Phantasm fans including myself consider Reggie the real hero and not Mike. I assume its just because his character is so ridiculous. Well in Phantasm 2 Reggie has no lack of screen time. He has sex with a long haired skinny brunette. He pisses in public, He customizes his shotguns into a quadruple barrel shotgun and he has himself a nice chainsaw fight complete with genital wounds.
Mike & Reggie travel from town to town in search of The Tall Man but always seem to be a step behind. They come across abandoned towns that have been completely destroyed by The Tall Man. The cemeteries are empty because the corpses are turned into shrunken down zombies and we also get more of the killer-sphere-fu. In one scene a man has his hand drilled into by the shiny ball, leaving him no option but to cut his own hand off with a hatchet. We also get a gruesome scene where a killer-ball carves its way into a mans body and rips him up from the inside and eventually comes out through his mouth. My personal favorite scene involves a bit of sacrilege when a priest is hung by his own rosary beads. We get some nice imagery containing a inverted crucifix and a bit of blasphemous philosophy from The Tall Man.
On the down side things seem to happen for no reason and where the original was creepy and mysterious this one just keeps the audience saying WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?. Still Phantasm 2 is a fun sequel and holds a place in my heart ever since I first saw it on Monster Vision with the great Joe Bob Briggs. We also get some exploding eyeballs, a human meltdown involving that pretty puss-like yellow substance that we all love so much from the first one, Two exploding houses, a Nightmare On Elm Street type scene where a Kruger type head rips its way out of a young blonds body (its a dream of course), Flamethrower-Fu and a bit of tit for all the boys out there.
I wouldn't waste my time with any of the other sequels. They are just awful. As far as I'm concerned there are only two Phantasm's. Or maybe its one and a half...
The reason the original movie worked so well was because we had all these really strange things going on, most of which went unexplained, which makes a sequel a very difficult project.
Part 2 does not feature older brother Jody. Jody is dead and little Mike has been locked away in a mental institution for the past decade or so and he is finally released back into society where he will be reunited with cinemas only balding, ass-kicking, ice cream vendor Reggie Bannister and together they will travel across country in search of The Tall (Angus Scrimm) Man. Most Phantasm fans including myself consider Reggie the real hero and not Mike. I assume its just because his character is so ridiculous. Well in Phantasm 2 Reggie has no lack of screen time. He has sex with a long haired skinny brunette. He pisses in public, He customizes his shotguns into a quadruple barrel shotgun and he has himself a nice chainsaw fight complete with genital wounds.
Mike & Reggie travel from town to town in search of The Tall Man but always seem to be a step behind. They come across abandoned towns that have been completely destroyed by The Tall Man. The cemeteries are empty because the corpses are turned into shrunken down zombies and we also get more of the killer-sphere-fu. In one scene a man has his hand drilled into by the shiny ball, leaving him no option but to cut his own hand off with a hatchet. We also get a gruesome scene where a killer-ball carves its way into a mans body and rips him up from the inside and eventually comes out through his mouth. My personal favorite scene involves a bit of sacrilege when a priest is hung by his own rosary beads. We get some nice imagery containing a inverted crucifix and a bit of blasphemous philosophy from The Tall Man.
On the down side things seem to happen for no reason and where the original was creepy and mysterious this one just keeps the audience saying WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?. Still Phantasm 2 is a fun sequel and holds a place in my heart ever since I first saw it on Monster Vision with the great Joe Bob Briggs. We also get some exploding eyeballs, a human meltdown involving that pretty puss-like yellow substance that we all love so much from the first one, Two exploding houses, a Nightmare On Elm Street type scene where a Kruger type head rips its way out of a young blonds body (its a dream of course), Flamethrower-Fu and a bit of tit for all the boys out there.
I wouldn't waste my time with any of the other sequels. They are just awful. As far as I'm concerned there are only two Phantasm's. Or maybe its one and a half...
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Crucible Of Horror (1971)
Were we watching the same movie? I couldn't believe the reviews that this thing got on IMDB.Com. Apparently everybody thinks that Crucible Of Horror also known as The Corpse is a work of genius but in reality it is nothing more then a ripoff of Diabolique and when its all finished it doesn't make any sense.
Its not that I thought the movie was horrible but there are so many plot holes in this movie that one can't help but be annoyed at the films ending.
Crucible Of Horror not to be confused with Crucible Of Terror stars Michael Gough who I remember best from his role in Horror Hospital as the mad doctor who drives around in his car with giant blades on it and cuts the heads off of his victims. I guess I'm just a weirdo because most other people like him in those Batman movies. Well anyway this time Gough plays an abusive father with some serious repressed sexual tension towards his sexy 16 year old daughter played by Sharon Gurney (Raw Meat). Gough waits till his daughter comes home from a long bike ride and then caresses the bicycle seat. When he's not feeling his daughters seats. He usually likes to viciously beat her with a riding crop and he is pretty damn good with that thing because he leaves her a bloody mess when he is done.
Goughs wife and daughter decide to kill the abusive man of the house and together they poison good ole dad at gun point. Dad's body somehow disappears and then shows up in completely different places and one can't help but wonder if someone is playing tricks on them but eventually Gough comes back to life to abuse the ladies in his life once again. According to IMDB Crucible Of Horror is supposed to be 91 minutes and the dvd that I picked up is only 88 so perhaps this is part of the reason that I felt the movie was so disjointed but I really don't think so. I really do just think that it makes no sense.
On the upper hand Crucible Of Horror does offer up a bit of tit from Sharon Gurney. We also get the bike-seat rubbing and the violent whippings that I mentioned early, A mysterious corpse swinging from the ceiling as if this was a Friday The 13th movie, Sleazy pedophiles and some really bad wardrobe worn by Gurney. Not to much to recommend here but it is fun watching Michael Gough in another demented role.
Its not that I thought the movie was horrible but there are so many plot holes in this movie that one can't help but be annoyed at the films ending.
Crucible Of Horror not to be confused with Crucible Of Terror stars Michael Gough who I remember best from his role in Horror Hospital as the mad doctor who drives around in his car with giant blades on it and cuts the heads off of his victims. I guess I'm just a weirdo because most other people like him in those Batman movies. Well anyway this time Gough plays an abusive father with some serious repressed sexual tension towards his sexy 16 year old daughter played by Sharon Gurney (Raw Meat). Gough waits till his daughter comes home from a long bike ride and then caresses the bicycle seat. When he's not feeling his daughters seats. He usually likes to viciously beat her with a riding crop and he is pretty damn good with that thing because he leaves her a bloody mess when he is done.
Goughs wife and daughter decide to kill the abusive man of the house and together they poison good ole dad at gun point. Dad's body somehow disappears and then shows up in completely different places and one can't help but wonder if someone is playing tricks on them but eventually Gough comes back to life to abuse the ladies in his life once again. According to IMDB Crucible Of Horror is supposed to be 91 minutes and the dvd that I picked up is only 88 so perhaps this is part of the reason that I felt the movie was so disjointed but I really don't think so. I really do just think that it makes no sense.
On the upper hand Crucible Of Horror does offer up a bit of tit from Sharon Gurney. We also get the bike-seat rubbing and the violent whippings that I mentioned early, A mysterious corpse swinging from the ceiling as if this was a Friday The 13th movie, Sleazy pedophiles and some really bad wardrobe worn by Gurney. Not to much to recommend here but it is fun watching Michael Gough in another demented role.
Monday, May 9, 2011
Organ (1996)
Looking at this poster one might think that Organ is going to be a fantasy type horror movie with bright colors and lots of cgi. It couldn't be any further from that. Instead Organ is a bloody gore fest filled with puss and rotten flesh. Its also a little to artsy for its own good which isn't so surprising considering it was written and directed by Kei Fujiwara, who most would remember best from her roll as "The Woman" in Tetsuo : The Iron Man.
Organ starts off with two police officers raiding a abandon warehouse where underground Organ dealers take their victims and remove the parts they want. Its a disgusting opening for a movie and it lets the viewer know what they are in for right off the bat. The only problem is from this point on the movie becomes so confusing with its constant plot shifting and new characters that I give up on trying to follow the story every time. For this reason Organ is more of a movie for me to watch while I'm getting sloppy-drunk with some friends. The gory images are as over the top as could be and its sure to turn a few stomachs. The artsy-fartsy stuff gets a little annoying at times and while I can semi appreciate what they were trying to do I can't help but wait for the next gross-out, spewing puss scene... The special effects are great and every character is a total sleazoid.
Fans of Guinea Pig 5 : Mermaid In A Manhole will be pleased to see another Japanese movie with weird rotting bodies that splash colorful gooey puss all over the walls. We also have a girl with a eye patch that would probably give Robert Rodriguez a boner. Not to mention the nasty child abuse that is going on in here. If only this thing could manage to follow a more coherent plot it would probably be respected by many.
Organ starts off with two police officers raiding a abandon warehouse where underground Organ dealers take their victims and remove the parts they want. Its a disgusting opening for a movie and it lets the viewer know what they are in for right off the bat. The only problem is from this point on the movie becomes so confusing with its constant plot shifting and new characters that I give up on trying to follow the story every time. For this reason Organ is more of a movie for me to watch while I'm getting sloppy-drunk with some friends. The gory images are as over the top as could be and its sure to turn a few stomachs. The artsy-fartsy stuff gets a little annoying at times and while I can semi appreciate what they were trying to do I can't help but wait for the next gross-out, spewing puss scene... The special effects are great and every character is a total sleazoid.
Fans of Guinea Pig 5 : Mermaid In A Manhole will be pleased to see another Japanese movie with weird rotting bodies that splash colorful gooey puss all over the walls. We also have a girl with a eye patch that would probably give Robert Rodriguez a boner. Not to mention the nasty child abuse that is going on in here. If only this thing could manage to follow a more coherent plot it would probably be respected by many.
Friday, May 6, 2011
Teenage Cruisers (1977)
What we have here is 70's porno filled with rockabilly music and ridiculous trashy happenings. Sounds like the perfect movie for a guy like me... Well it was an experience, I'll give it that.
Teenage Cruisers also known as Young, Hot 'N Nasty Teenage Cruisers a.k.a. Cruisin For Sex and just plain Cruisin (Not to be mistaken for the Al Pacino homosexual slasher) is a big mess of silly scenes thrown together and director/Rockabilly singer Johnny Legend is probably mostly to blame. Not only is he into sleazy rock & roll and sleazy women but the man is a sleaze film-fanatic and you can really see all of his influence on the film. Cheap horror movie posters are plastered all over the walls, from movies like Creature From The Black Lagoon to Mario Bava's Black Sabbath. He also fills the movie to the brim with Rockabilly greats like Charlie Feathers and Billy Zoom. There is also an awesome song performed by Alvis Wayne called I Wanna Eat Your Pudding. I will definitely be searching for more Alvis after that song. Mr. Legend plays a radio show host and he also does a live gig and performs a few songs including Hot Rocks.
The main problem with this one is how mashed up it all is. We have Mr. Legend as the dope-smoking, hip, radio show host, we have a nympho maniac on the run named Babbs, we have a Vietnam veteran who blows a never ending load, we have 70's sex loops staring John C. Holmes, we have long haired hippies, greasers, a hit and run murder and a donkey-show. Yet somehow we are supposed to believe this is the 50's. It makes no sense. All of the cars are 70's vehicles and even the greasers have long hippie hair. This movie should be seen only by those who love weird novelty movies because it is as bizarre as they come, its just to bad the movie didn't make a little more sense.
Teenage Cruisers also known as Young, Hot 'N Nasty Teenage Cruisers a.k.a. Cruisin For Sex and just plain Cruisin (Not to be mistaken for the Al Pacino homosexual slasher) is a big mess of silly scenes thrown together and director/Rockabilly singer Johnny Legend is probably mostly to blame. Not only is he into sleazy rock & roll and sleazy women but the man is a sleaze film-fanatic and you can really see all of his influence on the film. Cheap horror movie posters are plastered all over the walls, from movies like Creature From The Black Lagoon to Mario Bava's Black Sabbath. He also fills the movie to the brim with Rockabilly greats like Charlie Feathers and Billy Zoom. There is also an awesome song performed by Alvis Wayne called I Wanna Eat Your Pudding. I will definitely be searching for more Alvis after that song. Mr. Legend plays a radio show host and he also does a live gig and performs a few songs including Hot Rocks.
The main problem with this one is how mashed up it all is. We have Mr. Legend as the dope-smoking, hip, radio show host, we have a nympho maniac on the run named Babbs, we have a Vietnam veteran who blows a never ending load, we have 70's sex loops staring John C. Holmes, we have long haired hippies, greasers, a hit and run murder and a donkey-show. Yet somehow we are supposed to believe this is the 50's. It makes no sense. All of the cars are 70's vehicles and even the greasers have long hippie hair. This movie should be seen only by those who love weird novelty movies because it is as bizarre as they come, its just to bad the movie didn't make a little more sense.
Die! Die! My Darling! (1965)
I first saw this one as young teenager on television. I believe it played back to back with What Ever Happened To Baby Jane. The two movies go pretty well together and for all these years I thought I liked the two movies equally. Ten or more years later I finally get myself a copy of this out of print Hammer flick and I wish I felt the same about it.
Although similar in plot. Die! Die! My Darling can not be compared with What Ever Happened To Baby Jane. Baby Jane is a far Superior film. Still this doesn't mean Die! Die! was awful... I found the first half of the film to be almost obnoxious with long boring scenes involving the religious rantings of a mad women. Eventually the psycho grandma turns more violent and the movie starts to pick up but the first half is pretty unbearable.
Its about a soon to be married woman who is invited to her ex boyfriends mothers house. Its not long before our main character realizes that her would-have-been mother in law isn't quite right in the head. She is held captive and terrorized by the old woman who blames her for the death of her son.
We get one attempted rape scene, one green (very green) rotten corpse in a bathtub, a murder by stabbing, a murder by gun and a scene that proves running with scissors is bad... However my favorite character in this movie is Joseph the retard played by Donald Sutherland. Yep that's right, Donald Sutherland plays a Jesus loving, violent, drooling, retard. He did this film for Hammer Studios right after he did Dr. Terrors House Of Horrors which I find to be a much more entertaining movie.
Die! Die! My Darling is worth a watch if you can bare through the first part but when its all said and done it turns out to be a better song then a movie.
Although similar in plot. Die! Die! My Darling can not be compared with What Ever Happened To Baby Jane. Baby Jane is a far Superior film. Still this doesn't mean Die! Die! was awful... I found the first half of the film to be almost obnoxious with long boring scenes involving the religious rantings of a mad women. Eventually the psycho grandma turns more violent and the movie starts to pick up but the first half is pretty unbearable.
Its about a soon to be married woman who is invited to her ex boyfriends mothers house. Its not long before our main character realizes that her would-have-been mother in law isn't quite right in the head. She is held captive and terrorized by the old woman who blames her for the death of her son.
We get one attempted rape scene, one green (very green) rotten corpse in a bathtub, a murder by stabbing, a murder by gun and a scene that proves running with scissors is bad... However my favorite character in this movie is Joseph the retard played by Donald Sutherland. Yep that's right, Donald Sutherland plays a Jesus loving, violent, drooling, retard. He did this film for Hammer Studios right after he did Dr. Terrors House Of Horrors which I find to be a much more entertaining movie.
Die! Die! My Darling is worth a watch if you can bare through the first part but when its all said and done it turns out to be a better song then a movie.
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Repulsion (1965)
Repulsion is Roman Polanski's first film in English and he proves time and again that something as small as a language barrier can not stop him. He gives us a perfect film in the same vein as Hitchcock's Psycho.
Repulsion tells the tale of a beautiful 18 year old girl and her descent through madness. The film makes no attempt to explain why, how or when her madness starts but instead uses unique camera angles and lenses to distort reality and the world around us. Repulsion truly is cinema in every sense of the word.
Another thing that makes Repulsion so amazing is the fact that there is very little dialogue in the film at all and the acting and cinematography alone is enough to tell the story. Our main character hardly ever speaks and this just makes the film all the more powerful. Our female lead takes excellent direction from Polanski and molds the ultimate man hating psycho out of all women nut-jobs in film history. As I said, we don't understand her contempt for men and neither does she but as the film goes on her Repulsion grows along with her repressed sexual fantasies and warped grasp on reality.
Perhaps the best part of Repulsion is the thought provoking state the film leaves you in after a viewing. It almost dares you to give it another go. For this reason I'm sure it did amazing in the box office. Its no secret that the film was a huge success for Polanski but I wonder how many people went back to see it a second time. It really is a work of perfection from the camera work to the creepy atmosphere. Repulsion made me jump on more then one occasion and it takes a lot for a movie to do that to me. Its a must see for everyone.
Repulsion tells the tale of a beautiful 18 year old girl and her descent through madness. The film makes no attempt to explain why, how or when her madness starts but instead uses unique camera angles and lenses to distort reality and the world around us. Repulsion truly is cinema in every sense of the word.
Another thing that makes Repulsion so amazing is the fact that there is very little dialogue in the film at all and the acting and cinematography alone is enough to tell the story. Our main character hardly ever speaks and this just makes the film all the more powerful. Our female lead takes excellent direction from Polanski and molds the ultimate man hating psycho out of all women nut-jobs in film history. As I said, we don't understand her contempt for men and neither does she but as the film goes on her Repulsion grows along with her repressed sexual fantasies and warped grasp on reality.
Perhaps the best part of Repulsion is the thought provoking state the film leaves you in after a viewing. It almost dares you to give it another go. For this reason I'm sure it did amazing in the box office. Its no secret that the film was a huge success for Polanski but I wonder how many people went back to see it a second time. It really is a work of perfection from the camera work to the creepy atmosphere. Repulsion made me jump on more then one occasion and it takes a lot for a movie to do that to me. Its a must see for everyone.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Mad Rons Prevues From Hell (1987)
I love these 80's compilations of horror trailers and Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell is a out right gory one. Many of these trailer comps. followed some kind of silly story to link all the trailers together and although unnecessary sometimes they can be amusing but most the times they are just annoying and embracing. This one on the other hand is kinda funny and they threw in lots of their own gore bits between the trailer mayhem.
This one is hosted by some balding pedophile looking guy with a decaying puppet on his lap. I guess every balding kiddie toucher needs a good way to lure kids into their homes and this guy chooses to be a ventriloquist. I suppose he would have succeeded in getting me into his house if he had a talking zombie on his lap and promised to show me some of the goriest trailers of all time.
Anyway the zombie puppet comes off like more of a pervert then the ventriloquist because he keeps talking about his "dick" and he has some very rude language. I of course have the sense of humor of a 5th grader and find it pretty funny.
Well anyway, this foul mouthed duo reside in a movie house and the walls are plastered with cool horror posters. When the movie house is invaded by flesh eating zombies. Our host goes into the basement where Mad Ron is chained up and drooling on himself and the dig out some of Ron's trailer reels. Once the trailers start rolling the zombies sit and watch as did I.
Here's the list of amazing trailers on this compilation.
I Drink Your Blood/I Eat Your Skin
Texas Chaisaw Massacre
Deranged
3 On A Meathook
The Corpse Grinders
The Undertaker And His Pals
Love Me Deadly
Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things
The Maniacs Are Loose
Cannibal Girls
Torso
Blood Spattered Bride/ I Dismember Momma
Ghastly Ones
Wizard Of Gore
Beyond The Door (aka Let Sleeping Corpses Lie)
Deep Red
Sisters
Devils Nightmare
House Of Exorcism
Lady Frankenstein
Flesh Feast
Tales From The Crypt
Vault Of Horror
Horror Of The Zombies
Bloodeaters
Orgy Of The Living Dead
Revenge Of The Living Dead / Curse Of The Living Dead / Fangs Of The Living Dead
Diobalacal Dr. Z
Africa Blood And Guts
Night Of Bloody Horror
Black Christmas
The Mutations
The House That Screamed
Blood And Lace
2000 Maniacs
Night Of The Living Dead
God Told Me To
Horror On Snape Island
Ilsa She Wolf Of The S.S.
Man From The Deep River
Last House On The Left
Carnage
Color Me Blood Red
Mad Doctor Of Blood Island
Silent Night Bloody Night
Bloody Pit Of Horror
Night Of The Bloody Apes
With a trailer list like that, how can any gore-hound, trailer-junkie not blow a load over this thing. The movie also offers a gore gag involving some exploding eyeballs. Mmmmmm Gore! A must own of any true splatter loving sicko!
Grindhouse Horrors (1992)
What we have here is a compilation of exploitation trailers thrown together and its sure to give any trailer junkie a boner. We get lots of huge cult titles like Rabid, Maniac, Race With The Devil, Deep Red and The Exterminator but then we get a bunch of rarities and even some that I have never heard of like the Mondo film narrated by John Carradine titled Journey Into The Beyond. That one looks like a must own for sure. This compilation also reminded me of a film I saw on television as a young child. It was called Amin : The Rise And Fall. I never got to finish that one as a kid because my mother shut it off. Guess she didn't feel that a movie about a blood thirsty fascist wasn't suitable for a young boy. Either way, after viewing this compilation I feel the need to buy that one as well. The trailer is amazing.
Despite the title of this out of print video Grindhouse Horrors doesn't just offer up horror trailers. We get Women In Prison movies, Sexploitation flicks like Sweeden Heaven And Hell, Kung Fu films, Action-sploitation such as The Death Dealer, Biker films, and anything else that is gritty, grainy and depraved (There is a trailer on here called The Depraved).
Grindhouse Horrors is worth picking up for any trailer fanatic. That is if you can find a copy of it.
Despite the title of this out of print video Grindhouse Horrors doesn't just offer up horror trailers. We get Women In Prison movies, Sexploitation flicks like Sweeden Heaven And Hell, Kung Fu films, Action-sploitation such as The Death Dealer, Biker films, and anything else that is gritty, grainy and depraved (There is a trailer on here called The Depraved).
Grindhouse Horrors is worth picking up for any trailer fanatic. That is if you can find a copy of it.
Ninja Death 3 (1987)
Oh no! Ninja Death continues with Ninja Death Volume 3. The third part of Ninja Death starts off with a recap of the first two volumes. We get to see Tigers master die again, we get to see a bunch of choppy Kung Fu and the silly fucker with the beard in the yellow running suit is back with his sky-hammers. In Ninja Death 3, Tiger finally meets his mother and we get a ridiculous scene filled with emotional crying from Tiger about how rough it was growing up as an orphan. Tiger's mother makes up for the abandonment by giving Tiger some pussy. No, she doesn't have sex with her son but she does give him a foxy young Japanese babe and tells them both to get to the bed as soon as possible. Mom knows best and according to mom, if you have a big fight the next day, you must relax the mind with some nasty sex. Well mom was right and the sexy stuff worked because Tiger kicks the ass of the grand master (Grand Master is the guy in the silly yellow suit). Tiger jumps from tree to tree and Kung Fu's this dude all over the place but before he does we are treated to a nice gore scene where a guy gets hit in the face with a sky-hammer and blood pours from his broken face... Nice! Clearly the best part in volume 3 but then again there is a part where Tiger and his blind master learn that his style of Kung Fu is not enough to beat the Grand Master so Tigers master picks up a how-to-Kung-Fu book and tells Tiger to look at the pictures and learn this new secret form of Fu. Well the pictures look like little stick figures and some how Tiger learns a deadly new form of ass-kicking from them. aside from the cry baby mother and son scene and the sexy gift from mom. There is really not to much more to say about this one. For a good time check out the first part of Ninja Death but I stand by my warning from my review on Ninja Death Vol. 2... Never attempt to watch all of these together. Your brains will burn out, your eyes will explode and you will prance around your room with oil on your chest for eternity practicing your Kung Fu! Don't do it!
Santa Sangre (1989)
Santa Sangre is probably the most coherent of all Alejandro Jodorowsky films. It follows a young boy who grows up in a circus, raised by his religious-crazed mother who has her arms chopped off by her lover. The boy witnesses the dismemberment and is committed to a mental institution where he is surrounded by prostitute loving down syndrome kids. Eventually the boy escapes from the mental ward and is reunited with his armless mother. Together the mother and son take a murderous vengeance on society by slashing up some women.
Santa Sangre which translates to Holy Blood has its share of the red stuff which is expected because it is a horror movie but it also has the strangeness that one would expect from a Jodorowsky film. The camera work is amazing and we are treated to odd visuals of deformed freaks, animal death, and of course religious mayhem that is almost necessary for a Jodorowsky film. Some of the craziness that Sangre has in store for you is a elephant with a severe nose bleed (who is eventually ripped apart and eaten by peasants), A woman who is tattooed from head to toe doing some sexy stretching in very small underwear, dead chickens rain from above, death by circus knife throwing, mimes, tattooed children, Al Jolson styled clowns (Complete with Black-Face), Fat hookers, retard dancing, A man has acid thrown on his penis, we get a suicide by throat slashing and a really cool Argento style murder scene.
Aside from the amazing visuals and the crazy circus acts. Santa Sangre has one of the most unique duo of killers in any movie. The mother character has no arms so the son hides behind her and puts his arms through her sleeves so she can use his arms to kill. It all stems from an old circus act but in the film its almost as if the boy has lost his identity and just becomes a moving vehicle for his deranged mother. Of course there are some twists and this is looked into much further but it still makes for a very interesting watch.
Critics always compare Alejandro Jodorowsky to Tod Browning (Dracula, Freaks) mainly for their mutual obsession with circus life and freaks in general. This film however is usually related to Browning's Alonzo The Armless with Lon Chaney Sr. Mainly for the murdering, armless knife throwing killer but if you think back Alejandro Jodorowsky has already explored this in El Topo. We have that great scene of the man with no legs riding on the back of the man with no arms. Together these two cripples make a pretty deadly team as long as they have a gun.
The films of Alejandro Jodorowsky is something that must be explored by anybody who is into the artistic, alternative style of cinema. I have been lucky enough to catch El Topo, Holy Mountain and Santa Sangre in the theater and each screening was an experience in its self and its a far leap from the dvd's and home viewings.
Santa Sangre which translates to Holy Blood has its share of the red stuff which is expected because it is a horror movie but it also has the strangeness that one would expect from a Jodorowsky film. The camera work is amazing and we are treated to odd visuals of deformed freaks, animal death, and of course religious mayhem that is almost necessary for a Jodorowsky film. Some of the craziness that Sangre has in store for you is a elephant with a severe nose bleed (who is eventually ripped apart and eaten by peasants), A woman who is tattooed from head to toe doing some sexy stretching in very small underwear, dead chickens rain from above, death by circus knife throwing, mimes, tattooed children, Al Jolson styled clowns (Complete with Black-Face), Fat hookers, retard dancing, A man has acid thrown on his penis, we get a suicide by throat slashing and a really cool Argento style murder scene.
Aside from the amazing visuals and the crazy circus acts. Santa Sangre has one of the most unique duo of killers in any movie. The mother character has no arms so the son hides behind her and puts his arms through her sleeves so she can use his arms to kill. It all stems from an old circus act but in the film its almost as if the boy has lost his identity and just becomes a moving vehicle for his deranged mother. Of course there are some twists and this is looked into much further but it still makes for a very interesting watch.
Critics always compare Alejandro Jodorowsky to Tod Browning (Dracula, Freaks) mainly for their mutual obsession with circus life and freaks in general. This film however is usually related to Browning's Alonzo The Armless with Lon Chaney Sr. Mainly for the murdering, armless knife throwing killer but if you think back Alejandro Jodorowsky has already explored this in El Topo. We have that great scene of the man with no legs riding on the back of the man with no arms. Together these two cripples make a pretty deadly team as long as they have a gun.
The films of Alejandro Jodorowsky is something that must be explored by anybody who is into the artistic, alternative style of cinema. I have been lucky enough to catch El Topo, Holy Mountain and Santa Sangre in the theater and each screening was an experience in its self and its a far leap from the dvd's and home viewings.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Black Sheep (2006)
Take Hitchcock's The Birds and mix it with Peter Jackson's Dead Alive and what you get is one hell of a campy nature gone wrong flick. I first saw Black Sheep in a theater on a double bill with Jaws which I conveniently missed... Yeah I know... What kinda horror-lovin, weirdo doesn't like Jaws? Black Sheep on the other hand I loved.
I felt it was a perfect mix of horror and comedy which film makers just really can't get right these days. Remember the good old days when you would watch a horror movie with lots of comedic elements in it and you didn't get angry or embraced by watching it? Movies like Return Of The Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2, American Werewolf In London and Dead Alive? Well writer director Johnathan King must have done his homework and his own share of watching these types of films because he hit the nail right on the head. The audience laughed the whole way through and us gore hounds got our rocks off at the same time with tons of blood and crazy practical effects. In fact there is hardly any CGI in the movie at all and that is a huge plus for a fan of classic cinema like myself. I personally only noticed two scenes with computer graphics and all the other effects were great.
I love most nature gone wrong, animal mayhem films but sheep really have to be one of the most harmless looking animals in the world aside from (Killer) Shrews but these woolly buggers pack a nasty bite and we are treated to intestine-spilling, chopped off arms (complete with spewing blood and a blueberry pie looking substance gushing), Leg dismemberment, a mutant sheep fetus with a taste for human flesh, ears are ripped off, a penis is ripped off, gut munching, teeth are ripped out. We also get to see burning sheep, exploding sheep, and there is even were-sheep... Yep you have heard of werewolves but now you get to see were-sheep and in one of the best scenes we get a homage to American Werewolf In London and a great were-sheep transformation. However my personal favorite aspect of this movie is the constant hippie jokes. I have never been a big fan of hippies. I find them to be annoying with all of their useless views on animal rights and saving trees and meditation and Karma and all the things in life that I couldn't give a shit about. Well in Black Sheep it's two hippie activist's who are to blame for the whole murderous sheep epidemic and the writer takes jabs at these people constantly. So if you are a hippie hating prick like myself this one might especially appeal to you.
What ever you do, don't try to take this movie seriously. Get a bunch of friends together, get rip-roaring drunk and sit back and enjoy the blood soaked, sheep massacre, laugh-riot that it is.
I felt it was a perfect mix of horror and comedy which film makers just really can't get right these days. Remember the good old days when you would watch a horror movie with lots of comedic elements in it and you didn't get angry or embraced by watching it? Movies like Return Of The Living Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2, American Werewolf In London and Dead Alive? Well writer director Johnathan King must have done his homework and his own share of watching these types of films because he hit the nail right on the head. The audience laughed the whole way through and us gore hounds got our rocks off at the same time with tons of blood and crazy practical effects. In fact there is hardly any CGI in the movie at all and that is a huge plus for a fan of classic cinema like myself. I personally only noticed two scenes with computer graphics and all the other effects were great.
I love most nature gone wrong, animal mayhem films but sheep really have to be one of the most harmless looking animals in the world aside from (Killer) Shrews but these woolly buggers pack a nasty bite and we are treated to intestine-spilling, chopped off arms (complete with spewing blood and a blueberry pie looking substance gushing), Leg dismemberment, a mutant sheep fetus with a taste for human flesh, ears are ripped off, a penis is ripped off, gut munching, teeth are ripped out. We also get to see burning sheep, exploding sheep, and there is even were-sheep... Yep you have heard of werewolves but now you get to see were-sheep and in one of the best scenes we get a homage to American Werewolf In London and a great were-sheep transformation. However my personal favorite aspect of this movie is the constant hippie jokes. I have never been a big fan of hippies. I find them to be annoying with all of their useless views on animal rights and saving trees and meditation and Karma and all the things in life that I couldn't give a shit about. Well in Black Sheep it's two hippie activist's who are to blame for the whole murderous sheep epidemic and the writer takes jabs at these people constantly. So if you are a hippie hating prick like myself this one might especially appeal to you.
What ever you do, don't try to take this movie seriously. Get a bunch of friends together, get rip-roaring drunk and sit back and enjoy the blood soaked, sheep massacre, laugh-riot that it is.
Monday, April 25, 2011
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off (1973)
Slaughter's Big Rip-Off is the follow up to Jim Brown's Slaughter (1972). This time around Gordon Douglas (Who most would remember for his giant killer ant movie Them) directs big Jim Brown through what ends up being a much better film then the original.
The film opens up with Slaughter having a nice picnic with his girl and a few friends when suddenly a plane flies over there heads and opens fire on their cute little picnic. Slaughter's friend catches a bullet and looses his life. Of course this means only one thing... Revenge! And revenge Slaughter gets, against the mobsters, the cops, and the pimps... All while he sticks it to the white man by stickin-it to white women, Even though were missing Stella Stevens this time.
Jim Browns character is much more likable all around this time. He has better lines, "Hey baby its me Slaughter. The baddest cat that ever walked the earth". Better brawls, "How would you like to be pickin your teeth outta your lips?". Better action sequences including a scene where he takes a typical 70's style plunge off of a cliff in a car and actually survives it. Oh yeah and his love-making has improved as well. In fact when he needs some secret information from a foxy white woman he bribes her with his body "Just come to daddy and we will see what we can do".
Even the violence is stepped up quite a bit with a few nice head shots, complete with exploding squibs. We also get a strangulation by floaty in a swimming pool followed by a drowning, a Scarface style mutilated body hanging in a shower stall, and a great scene where Slaughter takes on three racist hicks at an airport. One of which played by the one and only Hoke Howell who I remember best for his amazing role in Sidehackers as the dumb redneck who tells really bad jokes and cackles like a maniac, has his head being pushed towards a spinning propeller on a airplane as Slaughter threatens to "Cut his fucking head off". Scatman Crothers also shows up in this one but the real entertainment comes from Joey The Pimp. He has the amazing 70's pimp-gear and amazing jive jargon that spills from his mouth-piece.
This one shouldn't let down the Blaxploitation fans. Its pretty damn fun and it blows the original out of the watter.
The film opens up with Slaughter having a nice picnic with his girl and a few friends when suddenly a plane flies over there heads and opens fire on their cute little picnic. Slaughter's friend catches a bullet and looses his life. Of course this means only one thing... Revenge! And revenge Slaughter gets, against the mobsters, the cops, and the pimps... All while he sticks it to the white man by stickin-it to white women, Even though were missing Stella Stevens this time.
Jim Browns character is much more likable all around this time. He has better lines, "Hey baby its me Slaughter. The baddest cat that ever walked the earth". Better brawls, "How would you like to be pickin your teeth outta your lips?". Better action sequences including a scene where he takes a typical 70's style plunge off of a cliff in a car and actually survives it. Oh yeah and his love-making has improved as well. In fact when he needs some secret information from a foxy white woman he bribes her with his body "Just come to daddy and we will see what we can do".
Even the violence is stepped up quite a bit with a few nice head shots, complete with exploding squibs. We also get a strangulation by floaty in a swimming pool followed by a drowning, a Scarface style mutilated body hanging in a shower stall, and a great scene where Slaughter takes on three racist hicks at an airport. One of which played by the one and only Hoke Howell who I remember best for his amazing role in Sidehackers as the dumb redneck who tells really bad jokes and cackles like a maniac, has his head being pushed towards a spinning propeller on a airplane as Slaughter threatens to "Cut his fucking head off". Scatman Crothers also shows up in this one but the real entertainment comes from Joey The Pimp. He has the amazing 70's pimp-gear and amazing jive jargon that spills from his mouth-piece.
This one shouldn't let down the Blaxploitation fans. Its pretty damn fun and it blows the original out of the watter.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)

















































