The Devil Inside Her (1977)

The Devil Inside Her was the first horror-porn I ever saw. Back in my teenage years when I got my first apartment, an older punk rock dude showed me this movie. I have to admit it was weird at the time watching a porno film with another guy but the movie itself blew my mind. All these years later I finally found my own copy and it is probably among my all time favorites in the satanic-porn genre.

Obviously cashing in on the success of Gerard Damiano's classic The Devil In Miss Jones. This one is far more gritty and almost a bit disturbing. Vile images of depraved sexuality and debauchery fill the running time for this one. It never gets slow or boring with almost non stop satanic sex.

This one is set back in the 1800's on a farm. Faith and Hope are two sisters who love the same man but their domineering, bible bumping father does not approve of their lustful ways. When daddy catches Faith innocently kissing the man she loves he forces her to strip naked while he whips her with a switch from the ground. "Strip naked before god and show him your shame". When Hope learns that her sister is planning on marrying lover-boy she prays to the devil and offers her soul. She gets what she bargains for when a demon appears with some of the most disturbing cock-rings attached to his genitals. The rest of the movie is demonic possession and sex orgies with plenty of shape shifting and appearance changing. The demon takes the form of just about every character in the movie and tricks them all into a life of deviation.

I love this movie. It has a cool blasphemous plot and some really sick and twisted scenes. As I mentioned the demon wears some absurd cock-rings and its almost painful to watch him violently stretch his genitals. He also comes complete with some really bad KISS makeup. Then we have an old witch who is covered in warts and she gets in on the sexy action as well. In one of the grossest scenes a woman lay naked in the mud while masturbating with vegetables. I would imagine there was a yeast infection at the very least after this scene. Another great moment shows a man swinging from a tree while a horny nymph blows his dangling body. Annie Sprinkles shows up in a satanic orgy, we have fisting, golden showers, interracial sex, incest, lesbianism and just about any other depraved sex act you can think of. There is even a vicious dog that attacks a religious man.

I highly recommend this one to anyone who digs nasty porno movies from the 70's. If you like movies like Through The Looking Glass or of course The Devil In Miss Jones then this one is perfect. I know it is available on multiple DVD labels but I have the old Something Weird Video VHS double feature with Count Erotica - Vampire which I have not gotten around to seeing yet. Not sure if the DVD's have been remastered or anything but the old VHS is as gritty and grainy as they get. Personally the grit and grain works perfectly for me. I wouldn't really want to see a polished print of this thing. The Devil Inside Her is as filthy as they get. While it might not be the best option for some sexy alone time it certainly makes for a great party flick to shock your friends with.

 

My Teenage Daughter (1974)

My Teenage Daughter also known as Keyhole is a Swedish porno film shot in Denmark. It tries really hard to be different from the other porno films that were coming out around this time but ends up a typical run of the mill fuck-film from the golden age of smut.

 A porno producer hires a man to write a script for his new movie with the exception that it will be unlike any other porno film around. The producer wants it to be realistic and believable. Sounds boring right? Well the writer takes on the job but little does the producer know, that the new writer is dating his daughter Mette. Mette comes up with the idea to base the story off of her parents perverse life. Together the couple sneak around and spy on Mette's parents, friends and business associates. I guess Denmark really was sexually liberated because these people are a bunch of swinging deviates.

The story itself is quite basic and you can tell they tried really hard to make a realistic film. Between the dialogue and the way people act seems like normal every day life. That is of course aside from all the sex that is going on. The main problem with this movie is that normal every day life doesn't make for a good cinematic experience. There is one pretty funny sex scene that is sped up in something that is oddly reminiscent of the threesome scene in A Clockwork Orange. The leading lady in this one is pretty nice to look at and I wouldn't mind seeing more of her in the future.

The copy I picked up of this was very blurry. It also seemed to have been cut as well and possibly missing something at the end of the film. This also might have made the movie a bit less entertaining. In the end what we get is another porno film from the 70's with a good looking lead actress. That's about it.

Nymphomaniac (2013)

Lars Von Trier the director of Antichrist (2009) yet again paints a depressing picture. While I haven't seen any other films from Von Trier aside from this and Antichrist, I think its safe to say if there is anything that he is good at it is artistically portraying depression and humans emotional turmoil.

Like Quentin Tarantino's KIll Bill, Nymphomaniac was broken down into two separate volumes. This was done because of the ridiculously long runtime. Clocking in somewhere around five and a half hours long in its uncut form, Nymphomaniac does exactly what the title hints at. It follows the life long struggles of a sex addicted woman who has lived a life of lust, pleasure, pain and despair. Was it necessary for the movie to run over five hours long? Of course not but you know how these artsy-fartsy guys are... Nymphomaniac does come off a bit self indulgent but I think it still makes for an interesting watch, especially if you are into art type films.

   The thing that I liked the most about this movie is the same thing I liked about Antichrist. There is this sort of rebellious vibe that flows thru the dark storyline. Lars Von Trier is not afraid to break the rules. Nymphomaniac breaks just about every rule you can think of. Every taboo is laid out in front of us and the film forces the viewer to confront these sensitive issues first hand. As the film progresses it gets darker and darker until it comes to somewhat of a predictable ending. We deal with child sexuality, masturbation, the loss of virginity, interracial sex, incest, necrophilia, sadomasochism, pedophilia, lesbianism, murder and many more taboo subjects.

The final product is shocking, sexy, disturbing and very very depressing. It is shocking in its subject mater with very outrageous scenes that most directors wouldn't even dream of shooting. It is sexy with its artistic sex scenes. Apparently Nymphomaniac was originally intended to be an all out porno film. While it still holds onto many pornographic images it comes off more like a sexy art film. It can be very disturbing at times with some really sick and uncomfortable scenes. The main one that sticks in mind well after viewing it is the incredibly graphic home abortion scene. This scene is graphic enough to turn the stomach of the most jaded horror fanatic. Lastly it is pretty damn depressing. The entire movie gives a sense of hopelessness. The constant downbeat tone makes Nymphomaniac a stand out entry in cinema.

    I have read many negative reviews on this one, mainly from sniveling cry-babies who don't like the fact that there is pornographic material inside. All I can say to those wimps is, go watch a fucking Disney movie or something. I'm not even trying to say Nymphomaniac is a masterpiece or anything. It certainly has its flaws but it is still way more interesting then 90 percent of the watered down crap that comes out these days. I give credit where it is due and if for nothing else I would like to applaud Van Trier for not being another sappy ass-whipe who just wants to please the masses. If the film offends you... Good! I'm glad someone out there doesn't mind hurting your weak little feelings. I found it to be intelligent, with excellent thought provoking dialogue which at the very least is informative on strange subjects I would probably never have read into on my own. It is also pretty nice to look at with very nice camera work blended with a melancholy soundtrack. I am looking forward to seeing more from this man.

Aunt Peg Goes To Hollywood (1981)

With a title like Aunt Peg Goes To Hollywood one would think that this movie would be filled with Juliet Anderson a.k.a. Aunt Peg scenes... Surprisingly this is not the case at all.

Instead this one plays like the ultimate Aunt Peg fan-boy movie. She doesn't even show up until towards the end of the film but she is on the tip of everyone's tongue throughout the entirety. Aunt Peg plays a producer in the porno industry and everybody and their grandmother wants a piece of the action in her next film. Directors, casting agents, actors and actresses are all trying to make themselves viable for the big film coming up and this is basically a big excuse for a whole lot of sex scenes. The plot here is pretty thin but I was impressed with the speed of these sex scenes. They are banged out (no pun intended) at such a fast pace that the sex scenes never really get too dull or boring. I'm not so sure I have ever seen a porno flick that approached the fuck-scenes in this way.

  There does seem to be an emphasis on oral sex in this one and it almost seems that it was trying to lean a bit more towards female audiences then the average fuck-flick from this time. Little Oral Annie pops up in here and does what she does best in a projection booth in one of the films best scenes. We also get Ron Jeremy to offer up some laughs in his role as a sleazy casting agent. Lisa De Leeuw is also in here with a somewhat boring sex scene. Some of the highlights involve a mean bitch who calls a man a "bastard-asshole" over and over while he performs some oral sex on her, a double penetration scene and some really silly orgasm faces. The dialogue is overly bad and is bound to get a few chuckles and we even have a really bizarre set with robots and aliens. Not sure why the robots made it into the film?

The only other film I have seen from director Paul Vatelli is Girl From S.E.X. which is a total mess of a movie in comparison to Aunt Peg Goes To Hollywood. This one isn't half bad but it is slightly to classy of a storyline for me personally but if ya like fast paced porno from the early 80's with a touch of fantasy and romance, you could do worse.

Seka's Fantasies (1981)

Not much of a plot going on in this one but still watchable. Seka plays Fantasia, who runs a business that allows all your fantasies to come true. Just call Fantasia's hot line and let the blond bombshell know what it is that you crave and she will make the arrangements.

The only problem is that everybody seems to have the same fantasy here. They really should have called this movie Seka's Double Penetration Service because that is what we get in almost every scene. Just about every girl in the movie catches one in the pink and one in the stink in hot & sloppy d.p. scenes. While I have no problem watching women become a sandwich of love it always bugs me out when I see a man blast nutmeg all over another mans genitals and let me tell you there is plenty of that in Seka's Fantasies. If we are not watching scenes of double penetration we are watching giant orgies. I guess the main idea in this one is that it takes more then two to tango.

Seka looks great in this movie and her sex scenes are above par. Herschel Savage who has close to a thousand credits to his name shows up in the films hottest sex scene and gives the best performance I have ever seen him give. Again he will get the d.p. man-milk treatment. Yuck! There is also a pretty funny moment where Seka or Fantasia walks in on her lover with another woman. Fantasia immediately jumps on the woman and starts beating the hell out of her. The two women get in a cat fight and rip each others clothes off. The boobs bounce as the fists fly. Eventually Fantasia beats her enemy into submission and sits on her face. Awesome! As one would expect the acting is pretty terrible in this but the rest of the film is half way decent. Good sex scenes, good camera angles and at least they attempted to have a story going on and that is more then you could say about the porno films of today. So if you dig double penetration or just feel the need to see Seka in another sex romp you might want to check this one out.

Teenage Step-Mother (1974)

Teenage Step-Mother is a fairly boring porno flick from the mid 70's. The plot is paper thin and the whole thing gets very repetitive. Jamie (New Wave Hookers) Gillis takes a much younger woman for his bride. She is actually younger then his two teenage daughters. His new teenage bride has "a problem". She needs to have sex once every hour... on the hour. No matter where she is she needs to take off her clothes and get down and dirty. Even at the wedding she gets down on her knees and blows the priests whistle. Jamie Gillis thinks this all pretty great because he is quite the sex addict himself. However its not long before we have typical 70's incestuous orgies with tons of pubic hair on display. While Mr. Gillis was always one of my favorite XXX actors Teenage Step-Mother really offers nothing new and turns out to be another forgettable fuck-flick from the golden age of porn. Skip it all together! 

Like Mother... Like Daughter (1972)

Not to much to say about this stinker. In case you couldn't tell from the title, this early 1970's smut-fest involves a family that is really quite into each other and when I say "into each other" I mean they have family orgies. Incestuous themes was nothing new in 70's porno films. In fact there seems to be an endless supply of the stuff and after seeing the great Taboo (1980) a movie is going to have to be pretty good to stand out from the piles of never ending incest fuck flicks. That however is not the case in Like Mother, Like Daughter.

In this one mommy shares her new hubby with her teenage daughter. A typical night consists of step-daddy banging out his wife while the daughter sits on her mothers face. Sounds pretty good, I know but the family fun is about to be disturbed when the real father comes back into the picture. Having worked in Japan for the past 15 years, his daughter can't even remember him. With the drop of the hat he decides to take his wife to court and gain custody of his daughter. Now this sounds like a pretty good idea considering mommy has been bopping her teenage daughter but the funny thing is that daddy is unaware of all the incest action that has been filling the happy families nights. He just wants his daughter because hes a prick. So what can be done about all this. Just do what comes natural. Yep you guessed it, daddy's little girl seduces her unknowing father and blows his whistle. It all comes to an abrupt end when she bites her fathers banana. This is by far the best scene in the movie. In fact its probably the only moment worth watching. Once daddy finds out that his own daughter was the one performing oral sex on him, he runs away in shame and the filthy fucking family lives happily ever after. Did I ever tell you how much I hate happy endings?

This one comes complete with a really shitty and typical jazz soundtrack, lots of hairy sex and a street named "Stag Road". The great Jamie Gillis shows up for some sleazy 70's sex but offers nothing special here. There is also a pretty gross moment where one of the actresses gets her period blood. The camera eventually cuts away and tries to pretend we didn't see what just happened but god damnit we saw it! This one turns out to be nothing more than a run of the mill porn flick with average to boring sex scenes.

Sleepless Nights (1984)

You can probably guess by the cover on this shitty video that Sleepless Nights isn't exactly a good movie. In fact I only own this thing because it was included on a Helga Sven triple feature. Wait a minute... Why do I own a Helga Sven triple feature? Oh well, whatever!

What we have here is a typical 80's, shot on video piece of shit. It opens up with a rape scene in which Lili Marlene is attacked in her bathroom by a pervert in one of those clear masks. You know, the kind that can be seen in movies like Last House On Dead End Street or better yet Alice Sweet Alice. Well anyway as the rape scene goes on it becomes apparent that the victim is enjoy it possibly as much as our masked rapist. Oh and while all this is happening our horny victims husband is soundly asleep in the next room. While this opening scene makes it seem that Sleepless Nights has potential of becoming a rough sleaze-fest, the movie shifts gears instantly when we learn that this is just one of the many fantasies of our main character played by Lili Marlene. In fact the rest of the movie will be one fantasy after another and each one is more cheesy and dramatic then the last.

In case you are wondering, yes Sleepless Nights is yet another shot on video piece of shit from the 80's. It comes complete with crappy 80's love songs and plenty of bad acting. Chubby German Helga Sven does show up eventually for a fuck scene but quickly disappears. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing. In another random moment the poster for Abel Ferrara's Ms. 45 appears and I'm not quite sure why. Its not like Sleepless Nights is a rape revenge flick or anything. The only other moments really worth talking about is an incestuous scene where our main character fantasizes about blowing her "kid brother" and one particularly raunchy foursome where a leather clad bimbo demands her clit be sucked while her asshole & cunt is finger-banged. The dialogue in this scene is just charming "Ass! Cunt!! Clit!!!" repeat this about one hundred times and you get the point after a while. Last but not least there is this weird sort of artsy-fartsy sex scene on a staircase in which horny groping hands reach up in true Repulsion fashion. Wait why am I making reference to Repulsion? This movie sucks.

Unless you enjoy shot on video crap from the 1980's or feel the need to own a Helga Sven triple feature??? You could probably skip this one all together.

Midnight Blue Collection : Clebrities Edition Volume 3 (2006)

For those who are unfamiliar with Midnight Blue, it was a late night public access show which started around 1974. Run and hosted by Al Goldstein, the publisher for Screw Magazine, one could probably guess what the show consisted of. Midnight Blue served as another outlet for Goldstein to fight against censorship and give us the dirt. The show mainly consisted of interviews with porn stars of the time and filthy commercials.

What we have here is a compilation of Midnight Blue moments concerning celebrities other then porn stars. Midnight Blue Collection volume 3 offers up some truly hilarious moments. My favorite interview is probably with Gilbert Gottfried in which he tells big Al that "Pussy tastes like chicken" and that he will fuck just about any animal in the world except Al. Goldstein laughs so hard in his Gottfried interview that he can hardly catch a breath. Another amazing moment is in the Debbie (Blondie) Harry interview where we learn that Debbie has fucked black men and "they don't necessarily have larger dicks then a white man" she also enjoys the taste of pussy and has had quite a few lesbian experiences. Then we have a very bizarre chat with Tiny (Tip Toe Through The Tulips) Tim where he tells us of his strange and creepy sexual habits. This has to be seen to be believed. Amongst the others who show up is Al (Grandpa Munster) Lewis, Russ Meyer (Faster Pussycat Kill Kill), Arnold Schwarzenegger, O.J. Simpson, R. Crumb, Larry Flynt and Penn & Teller.

Aside from the interviews we get the official SCREW YOU!!! rants from Al Goldstein and we hear his hatred for the likes of Jane (Barbarella) Fonda... How can anyone hate Jane Fonda?, Jack Nicholson, Sean Penn, Howard Stern and Donald Trump.

We also have plenty of filthy infomercials and some pornographic sex scandals caught on film such as the Barbra Streisand stag film, Robert Lowe's sex tape and that stupid tape in The Go Go's dressing room.

Midnight Blue is the kind of humor that is a perfect for those who aren't up tight, dislike censorship and are perhaps a bit on the the perverted side. If you do not fit into these categories I feel its okay if I speak for big Al. Fuck You!!!

 

Centerfold Fever (1981)

This early 80's XXX porno flick has some pretty funny moments. Directed by Richard Mailer (Rape Victims) and starring lots of heavy hitters in the smut industry. Robert Kerman a.k.a. R. Bolla (Cannibal Holocaust, Debbie Does Dallas, Come With Me My Love) plays Mr. Scuzzi, a editor for an adult magazine. His name suits him just right because Kerman's character all though hilarious is out right sleazy. Mr. Scuzzi puts out a add for a new intern with the intentions of manipulating the new gal into posing nude. His real goal is to find the perfect centerfold.

A young Ron Jeremy (All The Way In, Citizen Toxie) plays "The Maniac", the magazines photographer. They call him The Maniac because sometimes while on a shoot he goes ape-shit crazy in a sexual frenzy, rips off all of his clothes and joins in on the action. What a maniac! Ron The Maniac Jeremy offers up many of the films laughs. In one scene he shakes his hips and turns his massive rod into a spinning helicopter while juggling apples. He also does the old Inside Seka gag and sucks his own pecker! However my favorite Ronny moment is his scene with Annie Sprinkle (Bizarre Styles). The dialogue is just way too funny in this scene. Annie is great as always and plays a nympho swinging wife who acts out a triple suck-job and then preforms her booby ballet? The booby ballet scene is terrific and must be seen first hand. Oh Annie, I love you!

Some of Centerfold Fever's  other highlights consist of Marc Steven's who plays himself as Mr. Ten And A Half. Marc Steven's has a maid named heather who comes to his command. In his best moment Marc flips his lid when he is asked if he is really ten and a half inches. He demands his penis is measured immediately "measure it from the asshole". When it turns out to be under ten inches he demands a blowjob so it can grow to its full potential. During this oral scene he calls to his maid "Heather! Assume the normal position" heather promptly gets on her burned up knees and tosses Mr. Ten And A Half's salad. After Marc Steven's busts his nut he has this to say "Heather! Please clean up this spill". There is also a giant movie theater orgy. The perverts in a sleazy movie house all get it on while watching cheesy porno trailers. One of the trailers is called Deep Sheep, a fictitious bestiality flick in which we get to "See Annie Sprinkle milk the cow". Next up we have a demented little S&M scene in which a leather clad bimbo ties her labia in a knot.

While there might not be the worlds best plot in this one, there is enough silly shenanigans going on to keep this one fresh and fun through the running time.

  

Robot Love Slaves (1971)

Robot Love Slaves also known as Too Much Loving... Its not very good but it sure is fucking weird. With little to no production value this early 70's sleaze-fest is a total discombobulated mess. The lighting goes from blinding to very dark. The audio is bad but not terrible for a porno film from this time. The acting... Well that's just so bad that you have to love it and the scummy plot is really what makes this one worth a watch.

First off we have a geek for a mad scientist who looks like the average junkie on the street. This nerdy bastard is perhaps morbid but genius none the less. He has bringing dead hippies back to life in his basement and turning them into his personal sex toys. The robotic living dead obey all of the scientists orders and it will soon take us into darker territory.

Our mad scientists fat wife has been posing as an invalid wheelchair ridden waste but this is all part of a selfish plot to steal her husbands money and run off with her fraud doctor but hubby isn't as naive as wife thinks he is. The Robot Love Slaves will help our scientist get his revenge on his fat wife.

Robot Love Slaves offers up stolen copy written music from The Beatles, Louis Armstrong and a few others. Candy Samples shows up her in the movies hottest sex scene with another female bimbo and another dude. This is one of Candy's earliest features and she doesn't look half bad in this one. Aside from Candy most of the girls are pretty nasty and the fatty wife sex scenes are disturbing to say the least. Also it looks like there were two different cuts of this movie. One being hardcore and the other being a softy because the majority of the film doesn't show penetration but here and there something more naughty slips into frame.

See girls have vacuum cleaner hoses shoved into their mouths, see fat sluts masturbate in a bathtub full of rose pedals and watch Candy Samples bounce on a mans face. Another weird one from the sick and twisted 70's.

The Perfect Brat (1989)

I think The Perfect Brat was nothing more then Tom Byron's attempt to prove to everyone that he is not a 16 year old boy. Tom Byron rocks a mullet and a sweet mustache and an earring. He also tries to act like somewhat of a bad-ass and it is totally ridiculous because the subject is a pretty soft one.

The title really has nothing to do with the movie and if it does I am not sure who the brat is. Maybe it is Tom Byron. Anyway, Byron plays an alcoholic who has been going to new meetings with his girl. They are taught that it is more healthy to fuck then it is to drink but being born and raised in New York, theSTD capital of America, I am not sure how true this is. Well that is really it as far as the paper thin plot goes. Tom Byron gets drunk, Tom Byron gets laid and um well thats just about it.

The Perfect Brat is pretty much a perfect piece of shit and unless you really want to see Tom Byron with a 80's mustache and doing his worst acting job of all time I would say don't waste your time. I guess its still better then the fuck-tapes that people watch these days but who is to say? After all, shit is in the eye of the beholder.

Sex And The Single Vampire (1970)

What we have here is one of the weirdest porno films, if you can call it that, that I have ever seen. I saw the very short 27 minute version of this oddity which has all of the hardcore shenanigans cut out but apparently there is an hour long version out there which deliver all of the strange vampire-sex that you can handle.

Johnny The Wadd Holmes is credited as Count Spatula and Bella Donna. Yep that's right he plays a vampire. He comes complete with red lipstick and blue eyeshadow. As if this isn't all weird enough a group of swingers stop by Count Spatula's old mansion for a night of swinging sex. Little do they know that John Holmes is dry as hell and ready for a drink. He ties the naked men together and then joins in on the swinging party with the babes.

This one is supposed to be a comedy and I may just be completely brain-dead but I found it to be pretty damn funny. It wasn't sexy, that's for sure. John Holmes walks around with his foot-long out and he clearly puts every other prick in frame to shame.

Watch Holmes play Dracula. Then watch Holmes play with the girls. See Holmes get electrocuted. See Holmes stay out past dark with his naked lady friends. This is good ole time wasting at its best. Not to smart and not to classy. Just trashy enough to keep a 70's obsessed weirdo happy for a good 30 minutes to an hour, depending on which version you pick up.

Let My Puppets Come (1976)

Gerard Damiano, director of Deep Throat and The Devil In Miss Jones delivered something a little extra weird in 1976. It was a puppet movie that would come in the form of a hardcore XXX porno film.

If you are a lover of the strange and weird Let My Puppets Come serves as a perfect novelty to add to your archives of the bizarre. The running time ranges anywhere from 45 minutes to 75 minutes depending on how cut your print is but even with the longer 75 minute  uncut version you are left wishing there was more. Let My Puppets Come is fast paced, funny and so fucking weird that you have to love it.

The story follows a group of business men who are financially doomed. They feel the pressure coming down on them from some dangerous mobsters and as a last resort they decide to make a porno film for some quick cash. Everything seems to go wrong from politicians who deem the film morally wrong to actors dropping from the picture. This is all done with real life adult actors and puppets of course.

Fans of the cult classic, trash-epic Blood Sucking Freaks will be happy to know that the great (Ralphus) Louis De Jesus shows up as Mr. Big for a blowjob scene. There will also be some more familiar faces from B.S.F. The beautiful Viju Krem who we all know and love so much as the blond, ballerina, bombshell Natasha Di Natalie shows up for a commerical break for some vagina deodorant. "Got skunk cunt?". Al Goldstein of Screw magazine also drops in for some funny dialogue and he comes complete with a crazy 70's wardrobe including a sweet 70's shirt with airplanes all over it. Director Gerard Damiano himself has quite a bit of screen time and makes a political speech against the bastards in charge who condemn this form of art but lets face it, we didn't come to this film for a deep social message. We came here to see puppets doing the dirty and dirty it is.

We get a foul mouthed puppet director who is into S&M, full frontal female nudity, a shitty musical segment, lots of filthy jokes and of course we get to see the puppets fucking and sucking. In the most disturbing scene we get to watch a puppet bestiality scene. A woman lets her doggy stick his red rocket where the sun don't shine. You have no choice but to laugh at the filth that spreads across the screen while women fuck animals and panty sniffing puppets get their rocks off.

Fuck the Muppets and let your puppets come with this filthy title from the sick and twisted 70's. Watch this one with a group of friends. It will be the life of the party.

Girl From S.E.X. (1982)

The Girl From S.E.X. picks up where 007 left off... In bed! Or at least that's what the tagline says. The Girl From S.E.X. is a XXX hardcore spoof on the spy movie. It has enough strange happenings to make for an entertaining outing in the smut world but falls short due to an incoherent plot and a botched up editing job.

Lisa De Leeuw plays secret Agent 38 Double D. I wish I could tell you who our Double D breasted secret agent was looking for but the giant mess of a story is very hard to follow. I guess the only important thing to know here is that she is looking for the bad guys. Agent 38 has her own way of dealing with the bad guys. She bribes them with sex in order to get the information that she needs. While the story makes absolutely no sense at all we do get some random Kung Fu scenes thrown in between the sucking and fucking. Lisa De Leeuw does a little of her own Kung Fu and kicks some ass in a horribly executed scene. We also have some shoot-em-up nonsense and even some u.f.o. action but lets face it the movie is allowed to be horrible. Its all just an excuse for Lisa De Leeuw to ride a double headed dildo, eat some vagina, fuck sleazy dudes and show off her gigantic boobs.

I personally have never been a fan of Miss De Leeuw so I wasn't very entertained by the sex scenes either. I would say skip this one all together. That is unless of course you have some weird fascination with secret agent porno movies and even if that be the case I am sure you can do a lot better then this. The only scene worth mentioning shows our titular spy being tortured with a giant fuck machine but she quickly becomes a pain in the ass when she turns the tables on the bad guy.

Inside Deep Throat (2005)

This documentary takes a look Inside Deep Throat, "The most profitable film of all time" and the scandal that followed.

Ground breaking director Gerard Damiano would go on to do a whole slew of XXX porno movies in the 70's and 80's. He is considered to be amongst the most artistic and talented directors in the adult industry. Known for legendary greats such as The Devil In Miss Jones and Odyssey. Deep Throat is the one that started it all. "Shot for $25,000 and grossing somewhere over six million" and the cast and crew would leave the film virtually penny less. There is probably no other film in history that suffered a tragedy as great as Deep Throat. From the legal end to the involvement of organized crime. Inside Deep Throat takes us through the films legacy up until today.

Hollywood favorites such as Jack Nicholson and cult icons such as John Watters and Harry Reems as well as court attorney's, right down to projectionists help share some light on Deep Throat and its affects on society.

For many, Deep Throat was a symbol of freedom. A last staple in the sexual revolution and for others it was pure smut and was used as an example of moral decay in order for the politicians to censor Americans and keep adult material off of the streets. With every police raid and court trial the film grew stronger and would make that much more money in another city. Actor Harry Reems faced up to five years imprisonment for nothing more then acting in the movie. Ignorant women's activist groups fought the film, the church fought the film and middle class Americans fought to have the right to see it. This amazing documentary serves as a great time capsule to a time when the fight for artistic freedom could very well put you behind bars or even in the ground.

Inside Deep Throat is the perfect watch for anyone who holds the golden age of porn close to their immoral little hearts.